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Post by detestableIntellectual on Mon Aug 06, 2012 9:26 pm

>Enter Name
Your name is FELICIA THEREMIN. You have an affinity for films, despite the fact that you find most of them as insipid or ridicoulous. Some would describe you as a hipster, but they would be wrong, you transcend hipsterdom, you ironically like movies that are so underground they haven't even been made yet. Despite this, you have a lighthearted disposition when interacting with people, unless they foolishly put you in a conversation about film. Then it's their fault, what happens to them.

>Examine room
It's a pretty simple room. Bed, dresser, closet, television, entire wall covered entirely in films, books, and comics. There are several devices connected to your television, including a dvd player, VCR, Laserdisc player, bluray, 8track, and BetaMax. You would have an HD DVD player, but even you're not that hipster.

What should you do?
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Post by detestableIntellectual on Sat Aug 11, 2012 10:47 pm

>Felicia: Jump on bed like a little kid.

You contemplate jumping on your bed like a little kid, but you realize how ridicoulous that would be and decide against it. Secretly you learn to though.

>Felicia: Grab a coffee and type up a screenplay at your nearest cafe so everyone can see you're an intellectual.

You grab your computer to make your way to the nearest coffee shop. Your creative juices can really only flow when you're in public.

However, as soon as you grab your computer you realize that it's low on battery. There's never any available outlets in the coffee shop cause of all the screen writers there, so you reserve the plan for later and plug in your computer to the wall, figuring you might be able to do *something* on your computer.

Show Pesterlog:
-- detestableIntellectual [DI] began pestering bindingTempest [BT] --
DI: Hello Dmitri
DI: Demitri
BT: >-=-=-<Hello>-=-=-<
BT: >-=-=-<What's up?>-=-=-<
DI: I apologize for getting your name wrong.
DI: I just keep doing it
BT: >-=-=-<And it's Demetri btw-=-like Demetri Martin>-=-=-<
BT: >-=-=-<It's ok>-=-=-<
BT: >-=-=-<So-=-yeah-=-what's up?>-=-=-<
DI: My last name is like a Russian instrument so I keep spelling it the wrong way
DI: And nothing
DI: I'm just hanging out with my dog
BT: >-=-=-<How's Scrapper?>-=-=-<
BT: >-=-=-<More importantly-=-does he still kick your ass?>-=-=-<
DI: Scrappy's fine. And only when I let him. I've gotten much better at dealing with his random attacks
DI: He says it's to prepare me
BT: >-=-=-<I'm telling you girl-=-punch him in the snout-=-assert your dominance>-=-=-<
BT: >-=-=-<And-=-uh-=-he tells you>-=-=-<
DI: That didn't really follow through the last time you gave me that advice
DI: He talks Demetri, you know this
BT: >-=-=-<Cause you didn't want it-=-you wanted to be bellow him-=-dogs can sense that>-=-=-<
BT: >-=-=-<And yeah-=-I forgot about> -=-=-<
BT: >-=-=-<I just pass it off as a manifestation of some wierd fetish>-=-=-<
BT: >-=-=-<But who am I to judge-=-I've lost track of all the-=-skeletons in my closet>-=-=-<
DI: You do have a lot of those
DI: Metaphorically and physically
BT: >-=-=-<But you're not suppose to know about those :)>-=-=-<
BT: >-=-=-<ha-=-haha>-=-=-<
DI: Shot in the dark
BT: >-=-=-<HaHaHaHAHAHA>-=-=-<
BT: >-=-=-<but-=-I digress-=-i guess>-=-=-<
BT: >-=-=-<so-=-anything else?>-=-=-<
DI: I've always found your laughs demented
BT: >-=-=-<People usually do-=-don't know why>-=-=-<
BT: >-=-=-<as I said-=-anything else to talk about girl>-=-=-<
DI: And there was something I was supposed to say, but Scrappy needs to use the computer, so if I remember what I need to say, I'll pass it along to him
BT: >-=-=-<that's cool i guess>-=-=-<
DI: Alright bye
-- detestableIntellectual [DI] ceased pestering bindingTempest [BT] at --

> Felicia: Ruin US's faith in Victorian literature

You pull up the computer to ruin your friend's faith in Victorian literature (you're so close to wearing her down), when someone begins to pester you.

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depravedNetworker [DN] began pestering detestableIntellectual [DI]
DN: Hello there
DI: Hello
DI: What brings you here?
DN: Has anyone told you about the shit thats about to go down?
DI: Not exactly.
DI: What's about to go down
DN: Well PC I know is playing the game already
DN: I think US is helping him
DI: What game thing?
DN: WAIT
DN: Gabriel hasn't given you the game yet?
DI: Nope
DI: Scrappy's been hogging the computer
DI: As he is wont to do
DN: Check if you have some shit called Sburb on your comp
DI: Nope
DN: OH GOD DAMN IT
DN: How do you let your dog hog the computer?
DI: You know the all caps thing irritates me
DI: And I don't let him
DN: WELL NOW ILL DO IT MORE
DI: He just does
DN: but seriously
DN: Ok you're behind
DN: I think Gabe's gonna send you the crap you need
DI: He just did
DN: Ok thats alright
DI: Once again, you're behind the times
DN: Install that
DN: Please
DN: I'm simultaneously speaking to him and you
DN: I know the status of crap
DI: As am I
DI: And you don't know shit
DI: You never know anything
DI: Useless braggart
DN: Says the bitch who's never on
DI: That should be your chumhandle
DN: uselessBraggart?
DI: Yes
DN: That sounds amazing
DI: Oh god
DN: Maybe I'll change it later
DI: It was sarcastic
DN: Well I like it
DI: I regret this conversation
DN: I don't
DN: Is the game installed yet?
DI: I'm gonna go download the game
DI: Enjoy your life
DN: Oh God
detestableIntellectual [DI] ceased pestering depravedNetworker [DN]
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Post by detestableIntellectual on Sun Aug 19, 2012 11:10 pm

>Felicia: Check on status of game.

You check on the status of your game. It's almost finished, about 75%. You have no idea what this means, but you take it to mean that your "friends" will stop pestering you.
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Post by detestableIntellectual on Fri Sep 07, 2012 11:35 pm

>Felicia: Make a cup of coffee.

You contemplate making a cup of coffee, but then you'd have to go all the way downstairs and use your coffee maker, if you had one, but you don't, so you'd have to order it online and wait a lot of time, because there's no way that your gonna pay the extra fee for a speedy 20 minute delivery as opposed to the free 2 week one. Besides, you don't even like coffee.
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Post by detestableIntellectual on Fri Sep 07, 2012 11:43 pm

>Felicia: Pop in your favorite Betamax and wait out for the download.

You would pop in some super cool Betamax, but you don't have any, you just have the player. I mean, no one has any actual Betamax, it's like they new how useless that would be. And besides, the game already finished downloading.

You suddenly start getting pestered by the Courier.


Show Pesterlog:
-- propitiousCourier [PC] began messaging detestableIntellectual [DI]--
PC: Game, get someone to get you, i don't care who and if i'm acting jerky i apologize there's just no time to argue
DI: What does "get someone to get me" mean?
PC: To get you in the game, or you get someone in the game. doesn't matter all you need to do is get in the game.
DI: Alright. I've got nothing going on. Do you know who's available for this thing yet?
PC: ER was trying to get Eli in the game, don't think thats happening because of his download and I've told Raph and Demetri and raph is going to ask min.
DI: All those men kind of irk me. I guess I'll talk to the Noise. At the very least he doesn't hit on me, or my dog
DI: Well, not as often as the others
PC: He just turned his computer off but yeah give him a try.
DI: Alright, talk to you later.
PC: Later, by the way i take offense to that hitting on comment.
DI: Sorry, it happens, not with you though.
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Post by detestableIntellectual on Fri Nov 30, 2012 9:12 pm

>Felicia: Get in contact with GC.
After a rather erratic conversation with BT, you try to get in contact with GC, but find yourself incapable of doing so. You notice some machines that you can put down, which you figure is important to this game, not that you see the importance of it. You put down the rest of the machines that are available to you down where there are some empty space and then minimize the window, not entirely sure of what to do with yourself.
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Post by detestableIntellectual on Sun Dec 16, 2012 11:35 pm

>Don't be meta.
You fail, like you always do in the long run.
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Post by detestableIntellectual on Sun Dec 16, 2012 11:39 pm

>Try to save your own life.
Unfortunately this is impossible without a server player.

Unless you mean in a completely meta sense, in which case hopefully you can survive just long enough to make this post and some more others.

But you never mean in a meta sense.

You make yourself sad.

Why must all your hopes and dreams be dashed from you right in front of your eyes?

Before you suffer an existential crisis, you turn back to your computer. After all, Scrappy's watching, making sure you don't fuck up.
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Post by detestableIntellectual on Mon Jan 21, 2013 11:50 pm

>Post

You try to post, but you find this impossible to do, due to the lack of somewhere to post, but Scrappy's watching you, better do something. Something crazy, something wacky, something that just might work...

On second thought, you know how badly those turn out in every single movie ever seen, so you decide against it. You decide to take the alternative and just look like your doing something on the computer.

Unfortunately you fail at looking like you're doing something on your computer and actually do something on your computer. You suck.... You need to stop being so self-deprecating, or at least try to be less meta in your self-deprecation.
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Post by detestableIntellectual on Mon Jan 21, 2013 11:52 pm

>Develop a sense of time.

You fail, miserably. You were never good at knowing time, and in order to avoid this you describe every unit of time as two seconds, but everyone sees through your facade, everyone knows. Why can't you, for two seconds, actually use an accurate, or an approximate measure of time?

Wait, weren't you actually doing something?
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Post by detestableIntellectual on Thu Feb 14, 2013 7:45 pm

>Felicia: Mess with your Sylladex
You would, but you have no knowledge of the existence of a device like that, much less whether it's in your possession. Scrappy would probably know, but right now he's setting himself up for what he things will be a covert attack to keep your senses sharp. He has no time to be trifled with things such as the existence and location of some object known as the "Sylladex".
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