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Post by wonderWalrus on Mon Aug 13, 2012 2:06 pm

In a small house on the corner of a cul-de-sac (do circles have corners?) lives a young man with a pocket full of dreams and a dresser-drawer full of pornographic magazines. (no, circles definitely don’t have corners.)
What is this boys name?

>Enter Name: Charles Bukowski

You, CHARLES BUKOWSKI – not to be confused with writer and outspoken woman-hater Charles Bukowski – are just sitting on your bed, glancing at the room around you. This glance is hard, cold. The room, mind you, is one that would be classified by most kids in your age and weight group as “cool.” You don’t give two or three fucks about this fact, though. You are pissed off for no reason. This is usually the case. It’s sad, really.

POSTERS of various persuasions are tacked to the walls and a hefty collection of BOOKS about BUDDHISM and COOL DETECTIVE TYPE GUYS line the shelves. *Take note of the guilt in realizing that you’ve never read (nor will you probably ever have the compulsion to read) these books. You decide that sitting there and doing nothing was not as interesting a pursuit as you had thought only moments ago. Your familiarity with the room has bastardized the experience of looking at it and you wonder if this life is worth it in the end.
It is for now.

>Charles: Pick up laptop

The thing is old and bears a sigil that instills fear more than a pentagram or the devil’s face itself: it reads “GATEWAY.”

>Charles: Go to living room where there is a window to peer out of and ponder.

You do so, sitting on the chair nearest the PONDERING WINDOW. There is no time to ponder, though. Technology’s empty and foreboding siren-song calls to you.

>Charles: Turn on your shitty laptop

The lifeless automaton whirs to life and flashes a bios screen at which it marks 3 times, the beeps soft enough not to penetrate the doors of living room sanctum but obnoxious enough to make you want to punch something, perhaps a child or infant if it were close enough. Alas, your dreams can wait. The desktop flashes to life and a scantily-clad woman (your background picture) appears. The allure is incredible but you know that it is just a dream, but a picture of something you’d one day like to grope.

>Charles: Start up pester chum, bother someone.

Ah, luckily a chum of yours is on and seems ready and willing to be pestered. It’s Binding Tempest! It’s been a while since you spoke to him so you go and move your mouse pointer right on his name. BT takes the first shot, though, and begins immediately bothering you about things. If it were you doing the bothering, this would all sit well. There is just something about another person getting the upper hand that rests uneasy in your heart.

Pesterlog:
-- bindingTempest [BT] began pestering wonderWalrus [WW] at --
BT: >-=-=-<Jesus Christ!-=-you're finaly on bro>-=-=-<
BT: >-=-=-<PC has been asking peeps about whether thay have the game or not>-=-=-<
BT: >-=-=-<did you get yours?-=-=-<
WW: I haven't seen it just yet. Mail guy hasn't come yet. I mean, it's sunday. It's all coming together now.
WW: did you get yours?
BT: >-=-=-<I did-=-haven't done anything with it-=-the game comes with a server and a client CD>-=-=-<
BT: >-=-=-<It would be best if we discuss how we are going to do this>-=-=-<
BT: >-=-=-<like who is gonna be the main server and shit>-=-=-<
WW: Hmmm... server and client. Who's hosting?
WW: how about US?
WW: Hmmm
BT: >-=-=-<don;t know about that-=-she isn't much for computers-=-=-<
WW: or PC?
BT: >-=-=-<PC would be the guy to ask-=-=-<


>Charles: Be aware of sound

What ho? The sound of rustling near your door causes you to perk up and await the danger that surely looms. You head to the door and open it to find that a box is sitting outside. You immediately take it in and start your conversation back up. This time, your sentence will end in a capitalized “fuck,” you decide.

Pesterlog:
WW: What the FUCK?
BT: >-=-=-<My machine can handle-=-but im in the dark as to how this game works-=-=-<
BT: >-=-=-<???>-=-=-<
WW: The postal service delivers on wednesdays now?
WW: AND SUNDAYS!?
WW: I just got a box.
BT: >-=-=-<Like through your window or something-=-cause you wheren't gone for long>-=-=-<
BT: >-=-=-<You better sue some people for damages>-=-=-<
WW: Huh, bound together too. I dunno why they did this. It's a box with a crucifix necklace and two envelopes
WW: No sir. I'm in the living room right next to the front door
WW: Holy shit
WW: is that the ***** logo?
WW: I think it is.
BT: >-=-=-<???-=-=-<
WW: GOTY
BT: >-=-=-<yup-=-the game is getting some serious hype>-=-=-<
WW: What the hellz
WW: wait
WW: how do I do this?
WW: I've got two envelopes, two CDs
BT: >-=-=-<One has to be the server-=-the other the client-=-=-<
WW: Yeah
WW: hmmmm
WW: I should talk to PC soon
WW: I forgot how to put CDs into this computer.
WW: BRB
BT: >-=-=-<maybe we could get a memo going to discuss the inner machinations of this enigmatic game>-=-=-<
WW: Good idear
BT: >-=-=-<k then-=-go ahead and ask him-=-I'll be waiting>-=-=-<
WW: PC ain't home or something
WW: What a cocksucker
WW: so dude
WW: what do?
BT: >-=-=-<About what exactly?-=-=-<
BT: >-=-=-<abou how to run the game?-=-=-<
BT: >-=-=-<Or about the two CDs?-=-=-<
WW: yeah
WW: do I just install it like any other boring-ass game or does it involve some incredible and cryptic sequence in order to unlock its potential?
BT: >-=-=-<Not sure my self-=-my idea is we need to wait for everyone to get on>-=-=-<
BT: >-=-=-<Then we need to chose two individuals-=-to play the role of test server and test client>-=-=-<
WW: All these tests... I feel pressured and alone.
BT: >-=-=-<Base on the results their test yields-=-we should then be able to establish a Chain of command-=-if you will-=-as to how we should connect>-=-=-<
WW: yeah that sounds good, whatever the hell it means.
WW: Quick question
BT: >-=-=-<For now-=-considerring how hyped this game was-=-I should be able to find a guide-=-we can then follow the guide-=-so that we may then play this game at maximun efficiency-=-rather than stumbling around in the dark> -=-=-<
BT: >-=-=-<yes?-=-=-<
WW: What's your fetch modus?
BT: >-=-=-<My dather got me a sweet modus pack for Christmas last year-=-I modded the STACK and QUEUE modi and formed a custom CHAIN MODUS>-=-=-<
WW: WACK
WW: I've just got queue :C
BT: >-=-=-<It's a useful modus-=-don't underestimate QUEUE>-=-=-<
BT: >-=-=-<With practice-=-it can be a model for efficiency>-=-=-<
WW: Efficiency is a nice word for it.
BT: >-=-=-<speaking of which>-=-=-<
BT: >-=-=-<Have you finnaly chosen a STRIFE SPECIBUS?>-=-=-<
WW: durr
WW: stickkind
WW: what other kind of specifbus is there?
BT: >-=-=-<I believe PC is stickkind>-=-=-<
BT: >-=-=-<Maybe you can get some tips from him on using it>-=-=-<
WW: Hmmmm
WW: I'll have to bother him soon. Maybe when he gets back home.
WW: That guy needs a PDA
WW: he's always off doing something
WW: what about the rest of us?
WW: I BARELY LEAVE MY FUCKING ROOM! :C
BT: >-=-=-<I think you should consider changing your modus>-=-=-<
BT: >-=-=-<Did you equip the STICK into your STIFE SPECIBUS already-=- or are you considering it still>-=-=-<
WW: I've got it in my hand, man, it's beckoning
WW: i might have to talk it out with PC or DI
BT: >-=-=-<That would be for the best>-=-=-<
BT: >-=-=-<I have all sorts of crazy shit in my house that you can STRIFE with>-=-=-<
WW: G2g for now, dud
WW: e
WW: I'll talk to you later about all this horseshit
WW: peace
BT: >-=-=-<bye>-=-=-<
-- bindingTempest [BT] ceased pestering wonderWalrus [WW] at --

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Post by skylarkNoise on Wed Aug 15, 2012 7:43 pm

>Charles: Work it out with PC.
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Post by depravedNetworker on Wed Aug 15, 2012 11:54 pm

>Charles: Be The Stick
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Post by enrapturingRomantic on Thu Aug 16, 2012 1:33 am

>Charles: Attempt to grope your monitor.
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