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Post by enrapturingRomantic on Fri Aug 24, 2012 6:40 pm

>Enter name

Your name is ELLWOOD BRANSKEW and you are the CHILLEST mofo on the block. Fosho. You partake in the CHINESE CARTOONS, some would say to an obsessive extent, and enjoy the VIDEO GAMES. Above all, however, your true calling in life is evident to you and that is to become a master MACKER of the feminine females through the masterful teachings of NEIL STRAUSS. You have heard of this game SBURB and are trying to install it, but you don't see what all the hubub is about, I mean, why get hyped over a game when you're already the hypest thing around? Meanwhile, you'll get some math done, now this is something to get hyped about.

>Get pestered
Show Pesterlog:
-- depravedNetworker [DN] began pestering enrapturingRomantic [ER] --
DN: HEY ASSHOLE
ER: Sup, dick, how's it?
DN: WHAT ANIMES ARE YOU WATCHING
DN: Fuck I hate caps
ER: Nice one.
DN: What's Nice one about?
DN: A wave?
DN: GC would like that
ER: Watching AKB0048 and Hell Girl. No, it's about this kid who keeps messing up when he types and uses caps lock.
ER: Check it out.
DN: Googling it
DN: Nice One is the story about the succession of waves and earthquakes that caused massive destruction to beautiful, majestic nippon
DN: Copy Pasted from Animesbro
ER: Ugh, I hate that site.
DN: I know
DN: You think they'd just call Japan Japan and not Nippon
DN: I mean fuck
ER: It's run by weeaboos that use shit like 'majestic nippon' seriously.
ER: Any good stuff on your end happen?
DN: Parents are out. Don't know when they're coming back.
DN: They lift me a list of five days worth of chores. So they'll probably be back in like 3 days
ER: Haha, that sounds shitty as fuck. Does this shit happen on a regular basis?
DN: What them leaving? No
ER: No, I mean the chores.
DN: Usually they give me a list of chores that will take 3 days and come back about two hours later expecting it done
DN: I do it. But it's incredibly shitty
ER: Move out, yo. Then start partying and get all the bitches.
DN: Yeah man supposed to move out in two days
DN: Hopefully everything goes as planned
ER: Sounds good.
ER: Make sure you tell them to leave you alone afterwards.
DN: I told them one call a day
DN: no more
ER: >One call a day
ER: Fair enough.
DN: Thats more then enough
ER: Well once you go off one your own don't party too hard, or you might end up in an awkward situation.
DN: SHOTS SHOTS SHOTS SHOTS SHOTS
DN: But seriously man
DN: I can't stand parties
DN: Unless they're filled with NPCs or friends
ER: I love me some CocaCola/Milk shots. Only for the most intense of drink enthusiasts. A table spoon of sugar helps.
ER: Fair enough. I only do it to seduce all the women. No matter dimensions.
DN: Please sir. The only bitches you be getting are 2D and on some 8 1/2 by 11. And they're all over your room
ER: Pfft, you just need to get on my level. My game is so subtle I don't blame you for missing how successful it is.
ER: You ever read the book The Game?
DN: The one that I lost?
ER: Shut up,
DN: Or was that not an incredibly old fashioned 4chan joke?
ER: No, it's not. I mean the glorious book that teaches you all there is to know about 'the chicks', as the book dubs them.
DN: Look man. It's ok. You can confess. We all know you're not straight.
DN: All of us
DN: That's why you have no game.
DN: You're not interested in the prize
ER: Sure, sure. I'll show you all about it some other day. You're too blinded by the misconception that the SYSTEM has placed on you. Stick with me and you'll be enlightened.
DN: Oh god. I'm sorry dude. I just don't roll that way
ER: Keep projecting, and stay chilly. Gonna go do some math now.
DN: You're always doing math
DN: jesus
DN: All summer
DN: Nothing but math
ER: Yup, so I'm gonna do it now.
-- enrapturingRomantic [ER] ceased pestering depravedNetworker [DN] --
Enough of the interruptions. You go back to your math, although that was a nice break.


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Post by enrapturingRomantic on Sat Aug 25, 2012 8:29 pm

>Ellwood: Curse the high heavens over a difficult math problem.

You flip to a random page in your math packet. The top of the page says 'Quadratic equations with abacuses'. You don't even own an abacus. Glancing at the first equation, it gives you (fun^10)*(int^40)=Ir2. After thinking it over you don't see any solution to this problem. There are no useful fucking numbers! The heck is Ir supposed to stand for? Iridium? You throw the packet of math problems into the air and curse the math gods, time to take a break. After having worked a whole two minutes on math you leave the mess on the floor and hop into your computer chair.

>Ellwood: Make a crazy amazing Math rap

You open up a blank bropad file and set off on writing a wicked sick math rap.

Girl our interests are perpendicular,
You should come over, we'll get familiar.
The thug life is exponential,
the playa life is geometrical,
but above all,
the math life is arithmetical.

Yo Euclid,
this is stupid...

Alright, this was a good exercise. You save your work for now, don't want to wear out that phat rhyme maker you got. Werd.

>Ellwood: Find a way to use math to get babes.

You open up bropad and point it to your pickup lines document. This, this is your life's work. You read off the first two lines:

I'm not being obtuse, but you're acute girl.
My love is like an exponential curve. it's unbounded

You decide to put some of these into practice. Let's see...

Show Pesterlog:
-- enrapturingRomantic [ER] began pestering detestableIntellectual [DI] at 20:15 --
[08:15] ER: hey babe
[08:15] ER: hows it going
[08:15] DI: Stop doing that.
[08:15] ER: doing what
[08:15] ER: you know
[08:15] ER: i'm not being obtuse
[08:16] DI: Hitting on me, I am above romance and sexual attraction, not the frst time we've talked about this
[08:16] ER: but youre acute girl
[08:16] DI: And I hate puns
[08:16] ER: i could change that
[08:16] ER: wanna hang out sometime
[08:16] DI: I am literally on the verge of blocking you if you don't tell me why you started talking to me
[08:17] ER: i wanted to see if you wanted to hang out sometime
[08:17] ER: ill drive over there
[08:18] DI: Yeah, I'm not gonna do that
[08:18] ER: you dont have to do anything
[08:18] DI: I'm gonna be honest, you creep me out sometimes
[08:18] ER: just calm down and let me take the wheel
[08:18] DI: Seriously, stop
[08:18] ER: fine fine
[08:18] DI: Are you gonna do this game nonsense thing
[08:18] DI: ?
[08:18] ER: i see you are not in the mood to be charmed by me
[08:19] ER: you mean sburb
[08:19] DI: No, I mean this casual flirting cat and mouse we have
[08:19] DI: Of course I mean sburb
[08:19] DI: Imbecile
[08:19] ER: feisty
[08:20] ER: i was installing it earlier
[08:20] ER: let me check the progress
[08:21] ER: yeah done installing
[08:21] ER: why
[08:21] ER: wanna play a bit
[08:22] DI: No, but that deprivedNetworker asshole made me install it
[08:22] ER: ah yeah
[08:22] ER: that guy
[08:22] ER: well chat me up sometime
[08:22] ER: ill guide you through it
[08:23] DI: Thank you? I don't know if that is some underhanded seduction technique, but I'll look into it at a later date, should I need it
[08:24] ER: seduction eh
[08:24] ER: none of that here
[08:25] DI: -_-
[08:25] ER: just hit me up some time im on for all hours
[08:25] DI: Right... I'm gonna finish installing this game now
[08:26] DI: Ciao
[08:26] ER: bye
-- detestableIntellectual [DI] ceased pestering enrapturingRomantic [ER] at 20:26 --
-- detestableIntellectual [DI] changed their mood to OFFLINE  --
Yeah. She wants you.
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Post by enrapturingRomantic on Sun Aug 26, 2012 12:05 am

>Pester time moéfuckers

Show Pesterlog:
-- enrapturingRomantic [ER] began pestering propitiousCourier [PC] at 23:23 --
[11:23] ER: Yo man
[11:24] PC: Hey.
[11:24] ER: So I got this SBURB thing install. The heck do I do with it now?
[11:25] PC: Run it, find someone else to be your server/client.
[11:26] ER: Just anyone? What's the game like?
[11:28] PC: Yeah anyone that has the game it doesn't matter.
[11:28] PC: The game is hectic by the way.
[11:29] ER: How so?
[11:29] PC: Almost got killed.
[11:29] ER: Like killed killed?
[11:29] PC: Yeah.
[11:30] ER: Shit. How the hell? Too many energy drinks?
[11:32] PC: First off, i don't drink energy drinks. stuff is bad for you. second the game is able to alter reality from the looks of it and my house was almost obliterated by meteors.
[11:32] PC: Well, one big meteor.
[11:32] ER: Fair enough man, energy drinks do suck. Now the meteor thing makes me uneasy about this.
[11:33] ER: How did you stop it from killing you?
[11:34] PC: A long story involving a grandfather clock and shenanigans.
[11:35] ER: Sounds senile.
[11:35] PC: Long story short. Connect to someone right now, doesn't matter who.
[11:35] ER: Now? But its soooooo late.
[11:37] PC: Yes. now.
[11:39] ER: Alright. Guess I'll grab ahold of SN and see if he wants to connect.
[11:40] PC: Yeah. go for it.
[11:41] PC: Well then, i'm gonna tell others to connect.
[11:41] ER: Do that
[11:41] PC: Later
-- propitiousCourier [PC] ceased pestering enrapturingRomantic [ER] at 23:41 --

Okay then.

Show Pesterlog:
-- enrapturingRomantic [ER] began pestering skylarkNoise [SN] at 23:40 --
[11:40] ER: Hey man, how's it going?
[11:40] SN: fine. fine.
[11:40] SN: got some strange guy talking to me
[11:41] SN: and he suddenly disconnected
[11:41] ER: Strange guy? Like a creeper kind?
[11:41] SN: no, more like the random kind. he called himself comptonCityg.
[11:42] ER: Hm
[11:42] ER: Try seducing him to come to your home and then set a trap
[11:42] ER: Like put a feral badger over your door.
[11:42] SN: why would i try to seduce him? would YOU seduce him?
[11:43] ER: Only if he were a she.
[11:43] SN: speaking of seducing, any tales to regale me with?
[11:44] ER: Ah, yeah, there is one.
[11:44] ER: I tested my mad macking skills with DI earlier today.
[11:44] ER: She totally wants me, yo. She's just playing hard to get, or as I like to say, tsundere.
[11:46] SN: you sure she doesn't just have someone else?
[11:46] SN: like she's just pretending to ward of potential suitors casue she has someone else in mind?
[11:47] ER: No, that's not it. Master Strauss talked about these situations and he said that it don't matter. Just keep macking it and she'll come around.
[11:48] ER: Anyways, I got this SBURB game installed, do you?
[11:48] SN: not yet
[11:49] SN: need 2 more %
[11:49] SN: and the eta's n/a
[11:49] SN: what the hell is that?!
[11:49] ER: The fuck?
[11:49] ER: Is your computer working?
[11:49] SN: of course
[11:49] SN: how else would we be talking?
[11:49] ER: I dunno, magic?
[11:49] ER: Like a portable phone or PDA.
[11:50] SN: madness
[11:51] ER: That's what I was going for.
[11:51] ER: Well PC told me to connect to someone and you should be almost done. Maybe. I'll just wait
[11:51] SN: yeah. good to know he's okay. maybe if i get off pesterchum to see if that helps
[11:52] SN: wait
[11:52] SN: he just pestered me
[11:52] SN: talk to you later
[11:52] ER: Oh, okay
[11:52] ER: ;_;
-- skylarkNoise [SN] ceased pestering enrapturingRomantic [ER] at 23:52 --

You feel lonely and em- BOOP

Show Pesterlog:
-- bindingTempest [BT] began pestering enrapturingRomantic [ER] at 23:51 --
[11:51] BT: >-=-=-<Hey bro>-=-=-<
[11:51] ER: Sup
[11:51] ER: Going well?
[11:51] BT: >-=-=-<Shit is about to hit the cosmic fan>-=-=-<
[11:52] ER: What do you mean
[11:52] ER: ?
[11:52] BT: >-=-=-<PC just messaged me-=-we need to get this show on the road>-=-=-<
[11:52] BT: >-=-=-<The game>-=-=-<
[11:52] ER: Not sure who I'm doing it with
[11:53] BT: >-=-=-<Don't ask we why-=-but this game-=-there's some weird mojo comming from it>-=-=-<
[11:53] ER: I was talking to SN about it but he needs 2% still
[11:53] ER: Er- Mojo?
[11:53] BT: >-=-=-<It's got a weird vide to it all>-=-=-<
[11:53] BT: >-=-=-<vibe*>-=-=-<
[11:54] ER: I don't know what you mean. The only vibes I get are the ones from chicks.
[11:54] ER: Are you sure you just don't lean towards software?
[11:54] BT: >-=-=-<You don't wanna know what i lean towards bro>-=-=-<
[11:54] BT: >-=-=-<But in all seriousness>-=-=-<
[11:55] BT: >-=-=-<We need to get this show on your road>-=-=-<
[11:55] BT: >-=-=-<So-=-between you and me>-=-=-<
[11:55] ER: ...Between us?
[11:55] BT: >-=-=-<Who's gonna be ther host and who's gonna be server>-=-=-<
[11:55] ER: Oh okay
[11:56] ER: Dunno
[11:56] ER: I'll flip a coint
[11:56] ER: Heads server tails player
[11:56] ER: Guess I'm the player.
[11:56] BT: >-=-=-<Ok then>-=-=-<
[11:56] ER: How the fuck does this work?
[11:57] BT: >-=-=-<I'll start the server in 5-=-you connect-=-and besides that>-=-=-<
[11:57] BT: >-=-=-<no fucking idea>-=-=-<
[11:57] ER: Okayziee
[11:57] BT: >-=-=-<just make sure your ready-=-and ready to kick ass>-=-=-<
-- bindingTempest [BT] ceased pestering enrapturingRomantic [ER] at 23:57 --

You start up SBURB and click on the player option. Well here goes nothing.

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