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Post by bindingTempest on Tue Sep 04, 2012 6:50 pm

>Demetri: Lets do this!
The game UI comes up and you immediately start going through everything, trying to get a feel for the game. You gotta get this done fast and so you ready yourself, nothing is gonna get you off this chair.

>Demetri: Get off the chair.
You then proceed to get off the chair, completely ignoring everything you just told yourself, and rush to the window of your GAME ROOM. The glass pane rattles violently as you look through it. You notice great columns of smoke rising into the air. You open the window and stick your head out to see what's going.

"Noah came before the flood. I have come before the fire."
- Joseph Smith, Mormon Prophet and American Moses

You hoped it would be it would all be a little more, poetic. Maybe something along the lines of a NUCLEAR HOLOCAUST, after which we all learn that man was the most savage beast. You weren't expecting everyone to simply get squashed and burned by GIANT SPACE ROCKS.

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You look to the sky for a moment, trying to find the words to this describe all of this. Hilarious! Yeah, that's it. This is just fucking HILARIOUS!
Well, if you get burned alive, you at least hope you'll be cooked rare, might as well leave the carrion eaters a good meal. You then decide to head to your FRIDGE and get a JUG OF MANGO NECTAR, might as well chug it down in case you die. You start going down the stairs to your KITCHEN, and you wonder, with all these METEORS and what not, if this is how the DINOSAURS died.
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Re: BT =====> ER

Post by bindingTempest on Sat Sep 08, 2012 2:16 pm

You make your way back to your room with the nectar and sit back down on your computer. You need to help out ER, you don't know how, but the game is the key.

Show Pesterlog:
-- ostentatiousNoble [ON] began pestering bindingTempest [BT] --
BT: >-=-=-<?>-=-=-<
ON: PUNY MAN-ANIMAL! It is I your god!
BT: >-=-=-<That's nice>-=-=-<
BT: >-=-=-<So-=-what do you want?>-=-=-<
ON: I see you're being an awful good player, walking away from your computer while your friend is about to die.
BT: >-=-=-<It happens-=-it's lifes only certainty>-=-=-<
BT: >-=-=-<honestly-=-if anything-=-i am merely liberating him>-=-=-<
ON: Oh cool, I'm talking to the upbeat one.
BT: >-=-=-<:)-=-=-<
BT: >-=-=-<So-=-I return to my previous question-=-what do you want?>-=-=-<
ON: We're getting sick and tired of having to pay for your repeated failures. So why don't you get back to your game and just help your friend so we don't have to go through the same thing again.
BT: >-=-=-<Hmm-=-in the cosmic weave-=-is this your purpose-=-to keep me on task?-=-=-<
BT: >-=-=-<In that case-=-from what period in time do you come? You mentioned my failures-=-failures already commited or those to come>-=-=-<
BT: >-=-=-<Usually I wouldn't give any of this much thought-=-yet-=-i played a game and now the metors are falling from the sky>-=-=-<
BT: >-=-=-<The wonders never end>-=-=-<
BT: >-=-=-<It's all so>-=-=-<
BT: >-=-=-<FUCKING>-=-=-<
BT: >-=-=-<HILARIOUS>-=-=-<
ON: OH MY GOD! SHUT UP! I'm here typing an answer to your question and there you go spouting off some stupid shit.
BT: >-=-=-<Oh yes-=-I was talking to you wasn't I>-=-=-<
ON: Seriously if I wanted to deal with your morose ass all day I'd sit here and contemplate what you're saying. But I'm not, so suck it up and get your stupid friend in the stupid game so you can maybe win this time around.
BT: >-=-=-<I'll think about it-=-if anything I'll just set everything up for him and go outside>-=-=-<
BT: >-=-=-<It's a lovely day>-=-=-<
BT: >-=-=-<Take care then>-=-=-<
-- bindingTempest [BT] ceased pestering ostentatiousNoble [ON] --


Well, that should keep who ever that was away. However, his wording is very odd. What failures does he speak of? How did he know you where now playing the game with ER? More importantly, it implied some difference in location on the timeline. If that is the case, where in the timeline, and why are you even giving this any thought? ER is in danger! You got to...

Show Pesterlog:
-- anxiousBusybody [AB] began pestering bindingTempest [BT] --
AB: hEY!
BT: >-=-=-<?-=-=-<
AB: flAIlY Arm gUY!
AB: whY ArEn't YOU In thE gAmE YEt?!
AB: thE bOss Is rEAllY UpsEt!
BT: >-=-=-<Well-=-you see>-=-=-<
BT: >-=-=-<I was going back to it when someone distracted me>-=-=-<
BT: >-=-=-<So I send him away>-=-=-<
AB: mhmm
BT: >-=-=-<Then someone else happened to come along>-=-=-<
BT: >-=-=-<only to do the same>-=-=-<
AB: sUUUUUrE
AB: thAt's whAt All lAzYbOnEs sAY!
AB: YOU gOttA pIck Up YOUr gAmE!
AB: Or YOU'll gEt fIrEd!
BT: >-=-=-<I'm sooo confused though-=-you have to tell me everything-=-=-<
AB: gOttA gO fIlE sOmE fIlEs thOUgh! mAkE sUrE YOU gEt IntO thE gAmE bEfOrE thE bOss cOmEs bAck!
BT: >-=-=-<and please be as detailed as possible>-=-=-<
AB: Oh, I cAn't dO thAt!
AB: hOw ElsE ArE YOU gOnnA lEArn!
AB: I cAn't hOld YOUr hAnd!
BT: >-=-=-<oh well!>-=-=-<
-- bindingTempest [BT] ceased pestering anxiousBusybody [AB] --

What's with all these annoying fuckers!
They might have left you alone, but they will soon be back, and in greater numbers. They always are.
Anyways, you gotta get back to the game.


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Re: BT =====> ER

Post by enrapturingRomantic on Sat Sep 08, 2012 8:46 pm

>Pester BT
Show Pesterlog:

[01:40] -- bindingTempest [BT] began pestering enrapturingRomantic [ER] at 13:40 --
[01:40] BT: >-=-=-<well-=-the game stated up on my end?>-=-=-<
[01:40] ER: I think? You tell me. What does it look like?
[01:40] BT: >-=-=-<how about you-=-you connected properly?>-=-=-<
[01:41] ER: Looks like I did.
[01:41] BT: >-=-=-<I see some premade character in the middle of the screen>-=-=-<
[01:41] BT: >-=-=-<A tutorial guide or something-=-perhaps?-=-=-<
[01:41] BT: >-=-=-<actually>>>-=-=-<
[01:41] ER: Maybe
[01:42] ER: Try pressing shit. See what happens.
[01:42] BT: >-=-=-<since we've never really met-=-what are you currently wearing-=-and what does your room look like>>-=-=-<
[01:42] BT: >-=-=-<and I will>-=-=-<
[01:43] BT: >-=-=-<I can't click on the little sprite>-=-=-<
[01:44] ER: Well I've got on my snappy browncoat, shirt, and some jeans. The kind of things the ladies like. As for my room there's my bookshelf over by the wall, and my computer on the same wall as the bookshelf.
[01:44] ER: There should be some shelves with models and stuff.
[01:44] BT: >-=-=-<hmmm>>>-=-=-<
[01:45] BT: >-=-=-<tell me if you see one of your books land next to you in the next five secs or so>-=-=-<
[01:45] ER: What the hell!? Why is Master Strauss's work on the floor?
[01:46] BT: >-=-=-<Really?>-=-=-<
[01:46] BT: >-=-=-<FUCKING!>-=-=-<
[01:46] BT: >-=-=-<GREAT!>-=-=-<
[01:46] ER: Yeah
[01:46] BT: >-=-=-<another quick question>-=-=-<
[01:46] ER: Hm?
[01:46] BT: >-=-=-<By any chance-=-have you gone outside today-=-=-<
[01:47] ER: Nope. Why?
[01:48] BT: >-=-=-<well-=-im about to sound like a lunatic-=-but meteors are falling from the sky-=-this game seems to give me the ability to alter reality-=-(I was the one that moved your book)>-=-=-<
[01:49] ER: Let me take a look. Don't move my shit around too much
[01:49] BT: >-=-=-<and-=-I'm pretty sure this game is the key to us not getting flame broiled>-=-=-<
[01:49] BT: >-=-=-<ok-=-=-<
[01:49] ER: Huh, you're right. There are meteors.
[01:49] ER: This is really bad.
[01:50] ER: Like really really bad
[01:50] ER: How am I supposed to mack it with these things coming at us?
[01:50] BT: >-=-=-<stranger days-=-man>>>-=-=-<
[01:50] BT: >-=-=-<stranger days>>>-=-=-<
[01:50] BT: >-=-=-<and focus>-=-=-<
[01:50] BT: >-=-=-<there's more important matter at hand>-=-=-<
[01:50] ER: More important? You need to get your priotities straight.
[01:51] ER: I'm going to keep my copy of Master Strauss's text handy from now on.
[01:51] BT: >-=-=-<well-=-if it's any consolation-=-SN tells me we are all going to meet irl>-=-=-<
[01:51] BT: >-=-=-<so you can then makc on all the bitch-=-irl>-=-=-<
[01:52] BT: >-=-=-<but first-=-you have to survive all this shit>-=-=-<
[01:52] ER: That sounds great then. Macking all day erry day
[01:52] BT: >-=-=-<now-=-i need plenty of space to put all this shit down>-=-=-<
[01:52] BT: >-=-=-<good for you-=-now tell where to put this shit for i make space>-=-=-<
[01:52] BT: >-=-=-<before*>-=-=-<
[01:53] ER: The living toom works
[01:53] ER: Room, that is.
[01:53] BT: >-=-=-<don't fucking mock me-=-kid>-=-=-<
[01:53] ER: What are you putting down, exactly?
[01:54] BT: >-=-=-<a gaint thing-=-a crux something>-=-=-<
[01:54] ER: We're the same age, bub. Don't think you should be calling anyone 'kid'.
[01:54] ER: Well then put it outside? Here, I'll jump out the window.
[01:55] BT: >-=-=-<nah-=- it fits in your living room>-=-=-<
[01:55] BT: >-=-=-<cruxstruder>-=-=-<
[01:55] BT: >-=-=-<that's the name>-=-=-<
[01:56] BT: >-=-=-<go examine it>-=-=-<
[01:56] BT: >-=-=-<Im-=- gonna place down everything else>-=-=-<
[01:56] ER: Should have told me sooner. I was waiting outside before I realized we couldn't communicate.
[01:56] ER: Alright.

Master Strauss's text still in your hands you get off your chair and momentarily admire your scale kit of BRONICORN FUNDAM, 10/10... Would build. Again. You then proceed to captchalogue Master Strauss's text. 10 + 13, 23, 2+3, 5. Card 5 is humbled to behold the holy text.

>Ellwood: Examine bookshelf

You move over to your bookshelf and look. Your eyes naturally shift to the best book you've ever read: LOLITASLINGER DROPS by VLADIMIR CHRISTIE. It's a pretty heavy text, however the effort was worth it. The book stars a forty-year old pedo, HUMBERT BUMBERT, as he fights terrorists in 'nam. One time, while on a mission he wipes out an entire underground base of gooks with just a somewhat dirtied hankerchief, he finds a little girl, an orphan whose parents he killed, and he present an opportunity for her to redeem herself in the eyes of glorious AMERICA. The girl accepts and HUMBERT starts training her in the art of terrorist slaying, vampire hunting, and annilluminatination, that is, the annihilation of the illuminati. You won't spoil the ending of the best book ever to yourself.
Best. Book. Ever.
You add it to your strife specibus under BOOKKIND. No one's gonna be cock-blocking you today, you think to yourself.

>Ellwood: Go out to the living room

Stepping out of your room you see the living room and a huge fucking block of shit metal in the middle of it. This isn't any random metal, no, this metal is formed in a specific way. It's like a square. It is a square. With a cylinder on top. Guess this must be that cruxtruder thing BT was talking about. You notice it has a turny-thing, the word for which escapes you, on the side of the cylinder. At the other end of the living room is a thing that you don't want to describe too much. It's got like a flat surface and... yeah. It's got another flat surface, a smaller one. You don't know what the fuck this is. You decide it's probably a good idea to grab your computer and bring it to the living room.
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Re: BT =====> ER

Post by enrapturingRomantic on Wed Oct 03, 2012 9:10 pm

Alright, laptop in living room. Now you should be able to work and talk with people. Sometimes you surprise yourself with your own genius.

>Get Pestered
Pesterlog:
[08:11] -- anxiousBusybody [AB] began pestering enrapturingRomantic [ER] at 20:11 --
[08:11] AB: hEEEEEY brOwncOAt!
[08:11] ER: asl
[08:12] AB: whAtchA Up tO thErE, nOt plAYIn' thE gAmE?
[08:12] AB: :? Asl?
[08:12] ER: you don't know what it means
[08:14] AB: ApprOprIAtEd sIgn lAngUAgE? nO, I dOn't knOw It (EvEn thOUgh It's cOmpAnY pOlIcY. shhh, dOn't tEll AnYOnE)
[08:14] ER: it means age/sex/location
[08:14] ER: 17/m/don't worry about it
[08:15] AB: Ohhhh! cOUdln't YOU jUst dhEck thE rOstEr
[08:15] AB: Oh wAIt, YOU dOn't hAvE thAt! I'm sO sIllY!
[08:15] ER: nope haha
[08:15] ER: : )
[08:15] ER: so how about it
[08:16] AB: wAIt, I cAn dO thIs, I wOrkEd In AccOUntIng fOr A fEw wEEks...
[08:18] AB: I'm... 12? 22? hmm... thIs Is hArdEr thAn I thOUght
[08:18] ER: well how about sex
[08:18] ER: that should be easy enough
[08:20] AB: It's AgAInst cOmpAnY pOlIcY tO brIng Up thOsE sOrt Of tOpIcs, sIllY!
[08:20] AB: shhhhhhhh!
[08:20] ER: come on it should be okay with me
[08:20] ER: i wont snitch
[08:22] AB: gOsh, YOU gOt mE Off-tOpIc! YOU gOttA gEt IntO thE gAmE! gEt flAIlY-Arms tO hElp YOU AlrEAdY!
[08:22] ER: flaily arms? and im already playing the game, the game of life
[08:23] AB: :/
[08:23] AB: YOU'rE A rEAl pAIn In thE sIdE, brOwncOAt!
[08:24] ER: if you just told me your gender i might be more reasonable
[08:24] ER: ; )
[08:24] -- anxiousBusybody [AB] ceased pestering enrapturingRomantic [ER] at 20:24 --

Pesterlog:
[08:28] -- afonzarellisNuisance [AN] began pestering enrapturingRomantic [ER] at 20:28 --
[08:28] AN: oh hello there human child.
[08:28] ER: hey
[08:28] ER: asl
[08:29] AN: oH, iS THaT oNe oF THoSe CoLLoQuiaL TeRMS you HuMaNS uSe To GReaT eaCH oTHeR? .vv.
[08:29] ER: you dont know it either :\
[08:29] ER: it means age/sex/location
[08:30] AN: i aM SoRRy To DiSaPPoiNT .nn.
[08:30] AN: oH. HoW FoRWaRD.
[08:31] AN: BuT oF CouRSe you aRe THe aBRaSiVe oNe
[08:31] ER: thanks
[08:32] ER: your pretty abrasive yourself
[08:33] AN: SoMe oF THe oTHeR iNDiViDuaLS BeLieVe THaT aS WeLL .nn.
[08:33] AN: oDDLy eNouGH, WHaT iS youR NaMe?
[08:34] AN: THe TeXTS SeeM To TRaiL oFF iNTo PuRe SPeCuLaTioN aS To THe ToPiC.
[08:34] ER: you can call me ER for now
[08:34] ER: maybe once we get to know each other better ill tell you my real name
[08:34] AN: iT iS aLMoST aS iF youR NaMe WaS aSSoCiaTeD WiTH SoMe FoRM oF uNWaRRaNTeD aTTeNTioN
[08:34] ER: by the way, 17/m/don't worry about it
[08:34] ER: you?
[08:35] AN: i DoN'T ReaLLy KNoW HoW To aNSWeR THoSe QueSTioNS.
[08:35] AN: We aReN'T aS CLeaRLy DeFiNeD aS you HuMaN-CHiLDReN.
[08:35] AN: THaT iS iN PaRT WHy you aRe So FaSCiNaTiNG
[08:35] ER: are you implying you aren't human
[08:35] AN: youR eNRaPTuRiNG SiMPLiCiTy .vv.
[08:37] AN: i aM GLaD We aRe SuRiNG FeeLiNGS So SooN HuMaN-CHiLD
[08:37] AN: i HaVe PoSTuLaTeD FRoM My ReaDiNGS THaT aGe aND SeX aRe eMoPTioNS THaT you HuMaNS SHaRe
[08:37] AN: i PaRTiCuLaRLy LiKe THe SeX oNe
[08:37] AN: iT SeeMS LiKe HuMaNS WeRe FoND oF THaT oNe .vv.
[08:38] AN: iF iT'LL MaKe you FeeL MoRe LiKe FRieNDS We CaN "SeX" eaCH oTHeR LiKe TRue FRieNDS.
[08:38] AN: We CaN "SeX" aLL you WaNT eR LiKe THe BeSTeST FRieNDS We aRe .vv.
[08:39] ER: might be a bit early for that. fist i need to know if you're a man or a woman
[08:40] AN: oH, i oVeRSTePPeD oNe oF youR HuMaN BouNDaRieS
[08:40] AN: BuT eNLiGHTeN Me
[08:40] AN: MoST TeXTS aRe uNCLeaR oN WHaT a "MaN" aND "WoMaN" aRe
[08:40] AN: aRe THey aRTiCLeS oF CLoTHiNG?
[08:41] AN: i HaVe LeaRNeD a BiT aBouT HuMaN CLoTHiNG aS iT iS .vv.
[08:41] ER: alright, normally id be more cautious to explain this because you might be too young buuut~
[08:41] ER: you know what a pelvis is?
[08:42] AN: aS iN THe BoNe?
[08:42] ER: yeah
[08:42] ER: i think
[08:42] ER: anatomy isn't my biggest strength
[08:43] AN: NeiTHeR iS MiNe
[08:43] AN: i aM BeTTeR iN BeiNG SoCiaL
[08:43] AN: aLTHouGH i aM NoT THaT GooD aT iT aS iT SeeMS
[08:44] ER: well men have one of these in that pelvic area [You must be registered and logged in to see this link.]
[08:45] ER: women have one of these [You must be registered and logged in to see this link.]
[08:45] ER: you should have one or the other
[08:46] AN: So THe DiFFeReNCe BeTWeeN HuMaNS iS WHeTHeR THey aRe a MaSS TRaNSPoRTaTioN VeHiCLe oR a STaTioN FoR WaiTiNG FoR THeM?
[08:46] ER: you could put it that way
[08:46] AN: THaT DoeSN'T SeeM To CoiNCiDe WiTH THe TeXTS i HaVe ReaD...
[08:47] ER: well text books tend to mislead the readers
[08:47] AN: aND To aNSWeR youR QueSTioN, i Do NoT HaVe a MaSS TRaNSiT VeHiCLe iN My PeLViS, No.
[08:47] ER: ah so youre a woman
[08:47] AN: aPPaReNTLy So
[08:48] AN: i WouLD LiKe To THaNK you FoR THiS ReVeLaTioN eR
[08:48] ER: wanna hang out sometime then
[08:48] AN: i FeeL We aRe GeTTiNG CLoSeR
[08:48] AN: yeS eR!
[08:48] ER: no problem babe
[08:48] AN: you aRe So KiND!
[08:48] ER: what do you like as a name an?
[08:48] AN: oH eR, i aM So GLaD THaT We CaN Be So CLoSe ToGeTHeR!!!! .vv,
[08:48] AN: you aRe THe NiCeST oF THe HuMaN CHiLDReN i HaVe MeT!
[08:48] AN: eRM, eXCuSe Me?
[08:49] ER: i do get that a lot
[08:49] ER: is an good?
[08:49] ER: bah, ill just call you an
[08:49] ER: or maybe anne
[08:49] AN: eRM, oH My HuMaN CHiLD THiS iS Sooo...
[08:49] AN: HMM...
[08:49] AN: SuDDeN .nn.
[08:50] AN: i SuPPoSe THaT iS aLRiGHT By HuMaN STaNDaRDS...
[08:50] ER: alright then anne
[08:50] AN: aND iT iS NoT SuRPRiSiNG FRoM you, you aRe THe aBRaSiVe oNe
[08:50] AN: yeS eR, i BeLieVe i aM oK WiTH THiS.
[08:51] ER: well i gotta dip now
[08:51] AN: We aRe GeTTiNG So CLoSe eR!
[08:51] AN: LiKe BeST oF BeST FRieNDS!
[08:51] ER: see you later
[08:51] AN: i THiNK you aRe THe BeST oF THe HuMaN-CHiLDReN THuS FaR eR!
[08:52] AN: i WiLL LooK FoRWaRD To SeeiNG you aGaiN .vv.
[08:52] -- enrapturingRomantic [ER] ceased pestering afonzarellisNuisance [AN] at 20:52 --

Who were those people? Ah well, one of them was a woman and, as Master Strauss would say, an opportunity for success. The other one... well let's assume it was a guy to be on the safe side. Interesting way of typing, anyway.
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Re: BT =====> ER

Post by bindingTempest on Mon Oct 08, 2012 11:19 pm

Show Pesterlog:
-- afonzarellisNuisance [AN] began pestering bindingTempest [BT] --
AN: eRM, HeLLo THeRe HuMaN CHiLD
BT: >-=-=-<Nope>-=-=-<
-- bindingTempest [BT] ceased pestering afonzarellisNuisance [AN] --

Like you said, back to the game...

Show Pesterlog:
-- afonzarellisNuisance [AN] began pestering bindingTempest [BT] --
AN: i WaNT To TaLK To you!!!
AN: .nn.
BT: >-=-=-<explain-=-now>-=-=-<
AN: you aRe THe uNSTaBLe oNe, No?
BT: >-=-=-<that's a nice fucking way to put it>-=-=-<
BT: >-=-=-<still-=-explain!>-=-=-<
AN: THe oNe THaT THe oTHeR HuMaNS ReFeR To aS THe DeMeTRi-CHiLD?
AN: oH DeMeTRi-CHiLD. THeRe iS No NeeD To Be So RaSH!
AN: i aM youR NeWeST BeSTeST FRieND .vv.
BT: >-=-=-<oh well-=-when you put it that way>-=-=-<
BT: >-=-=-<go fuck yourself>-=-=-<
BT: >-=-=-<THE POINT-=-NOW!-=-=-<
AN: i DoN'T THiNK you uNDeRSTaND FRieND,
AN: i JuST WaNT To GeT To KNoW you
AN: i FiND you aLL So FaSCiNaTiNG
AN: So MuLTi-FaCeTeD aND DiVeRSe
AN: aND you!
AN: oH i HaVe ReaD CouNTLeSS TeXTS oN you
BT: >-=-=-<well-=-when my friend is out of danger maybe we can take a nice fucking stroll through a god forsaken faery meadow>-=-=-<
BT: >-=-=-<I havge don't have the time-=-speak now>-=-=-<
AN: THaT SouNDS LoVeLy!
BT: >-=-=-<god-=-icant even type right!>-=-=-<
AN: FiNaLLy a FRieND THaT WaNTS To HoLD My HaND
AN: i LiKe you HuMaNS aND youR aFFeCTioNS
BT: >-=-=-<look-=-you seem nice-=-much better that the other prick and the annoying bitch/bastard>-=-=-<
AN: .w.
BT: >-=-=-<but i have more pressing matters at hand>-=-=-<
AN: i DoN'T uNDeRSTaND THe TeXTS!
AN: THey Say you WeRe DiFFeReNT
AN: BuT i LiKe you!
AN: you aND THaT GaBRieL CHiLD
AN: oH, WaiT, you'Re iN THaT PaRT oF THe.....
AN: yeS, you SHouLD PRoBaBLy Go
AN: THiNGS aRe GeTTiNG...
AN: iNTeReSTiNG?
BT: >-=-=-<NO!-=-REALLY?!-=-I WOULD HAVE NEVER GUESSED!>-=-=-<
AN: .nn.
BT: >-=-=-<now-=-if you would kindly excuse me so i can go get smashed and flame broiled by giant space rocks>-=-=-<
BT: >-=-=-<that would be fucking lovely>-=-=-<
AN: GooDBye uNSTaBLe oNe
AN: aND GooD LuCK
BT: >-=-=-<btw-=-you and your friends owe me a keyboard-=- i just broke mine>-=-=-<
BT: >-=-=-<ciao>-=-=-<
]-- bindingTempest [BT] ceased pestering afonzarellisNuisance [AN] --

You then unplug your keyboard and smash it over your knee, you should go ahead and replace it with one of your spares, this being the third replacement this week).


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Re: BT =====> ER

Post by bindingTempest on Mon Oct 08, 2012 11:28 pm

Once you get the new keyboard and sit back down, you notice that DI is pestering you.

Show Pesterlog:
-- detestableIntellectual [DI] began pestering bindingTempest [BT] --
BT: >-=-=-<Hey-=-good-=-it's you>-=-=-<
DI: Hey, so the Noise said to talk to you, or something
BT: >-=-=-<The Noise?>-=-=-<
DI: SkylarkNoise
DI: Who else would I be talking about?
BT: >-=-=-<ok-=-yes-=-I need you to act as my server player>-=-=-<
BT: >-=-=-<I need you to get me into the game right now>-=-=-<
DI: Right... I don't know what that means, I'm into movies, not video games, walk me through the process
BT: >-=-=-<ok-=-did you get a CD for the game-=-or did you download it?-=-=-<
DI: Download it, it's already installed
BT: >-=-=-<Ok-=-then-=-I believe you just have to start it up and choose to be a server player>-=-=-<
DI: Okay, I clicked something about the server, starting up
DI: Okay done.
BT: >-=-=-<Ok-=-attempting to connect>-=-=-<
BT: >-=-=-<Do you see anything on your screen>-=-=-<
DI: Under binding tempest, right?
DI: Got it
DI: You should be coming in right now
BT: >-=-=-<Ok-=-then-=-you should see a tab labeled "Phernalia Registry">-=-=-<
BT: >-=-=-<do you see it?>-=-=-<
DI: Right... do I click it?
BT: >-=-=-<Yes-=-and zoom out until you see a white room with only a bed inside>-=-=-<
BT: >-=-=-<Then deploy everything you can inside the room>-=-=-<
BT: >-=-=-<If you have to destroy the bed-=-go ahead>-=-=-<
DI: Well, okay, bed destroyed
DI: Do I get points for that, or something?
BT: >-=-=-<You get + 1 in the "Saving my life tree"-=-HOO-FUCKING-RAY>-=-=-<
DI: Okay, objects deployed.
DI: No need to be snippy.
DI: Dick.
BT: >-=-=-<God-=-Felicia-=-I'm so sorry-=-I mean it-=-just so much shit going on>-=-=-<
DI: Right, it's fine
BT: >-=-=-<Now-=-you need get in contact with however is acting as your server-=-and I need to get to work>-=-=-<
BT: >-=-=-<whoever*>-=-=-<
DI: Ummm. Okay. Will do, I guess
DI: Whatever that means
DI: Ciao
BT: >-=-=-<Stay online-=-in case i need anything>-=-=-<
DI: Got it, have fun with your game or whatever
BT: >-=-=-<get in contact with your server player-=-and please-=-be careful>-=-=-<
-- bindingTempest [BT] ceased pestering detestableIntellectual [DI] --

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