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Post by gingeredCoelacanth Thu Aug 09, 2012 3:37 am

There is a girl standing in the middle of a sandy and spacious room. She looks as if she is deep in thought, but truly she is drawing a huge and totally chill blank

>enter name

This redheads name is SCARLET BRADFURD and you are a complete space case with a head full of seawater and sand. You go deep sea diving and surfing, which is the only time that you pretty much know what you're absolutely doing. The rest of the time, you mostly go with the flow and figure that things will follow a certain path. Fuck planning and agendas. They're for pussies anyways. You are usually very distracted when speaking and are a bit of a hassle to talk seriously to. You tend to tease a bit and try to grab all the goats... if you are able to concentrate long enough.

>Examine room

Your room is a fucking sweet pad with a huge glass wall with sliding door that leads to the ocean. Aw yeah~~ the ocean, so deep, so majestic, so... Fuck, what were you doing? Oh yeah! Your room! Well as you look around some more, you see that you still have your surfboards propped up against the wall and surfboard wax littered all over the floor along with clothes, sandals, and shells. You have funny and fucking cheesy coffee mugs all over and your prized three eyed squirrel on a shelf above your totally comfy hammock-bed. Man, do you love your fucking adorable mutant squirrel. Anyways, your Mac is in the middle of your floor, on and ready to go for some totes virtual web surfing or whatever

What should you do?
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Post by gingeredCoelacanth Thu Aug 09, 2012 6:42 pm

>Scarlet: Carve up some gnarly virtual web pounders.
Hey, that sounds like a totes amazing idea! But... bro, how do you go about doing that? Oh well, better open your browser and just check out for any updates on who the fuck cares. Hehe... hint, you do~

>Scarlet: Be stoked for the GOTY
Dude! man, while browsing, you see the ad for the GOTY, it's so fucking awesome! is what you would say if you knew any fucking idea what it was, but yeah wooohooo! totes awesome!

>Scarlet: Look out at the ocean one final time with 'My Heart Will Go On' in your head.
You look out your huge glass wall/window and gaze out to the marvelous and vast ocean, that song from that one movie about ice or something playing in your mind. Man, that is fucking gorgeous... Wait, weren't you doing something?

>Scarlet: Pester some chums.
Hey, that sounds like a fucking sweet idea! lets see... who to pester...

>Scarlet: Pester SN
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Post by gingeredCoelacanth Fri Aug 10, 2012 11:09 pm

>Scarlett: Pester US.
That sounds a fucking totes awesome idea but... wait, huh?

>Scarlett: Wax your boards.
Is that an unwaxed board you see? totes fucking uncool. This baby needs a good rubbin down. dun worry, mamacita is here with a fucking sweet wax~ *squeaksqueak*

>Scarlet: Check to see if you have a staircase.
Whoa whoa whoa! whats this!? STAIRCASES! no fucking way man! Those things give you the skeevies and that fucking shit dun swallow right... That's why you prefer being below sea-level.

>Scarlett: Pester US.
Oh... weren't you told to do something? oh! right, gotta pes-pes-pester a chummy fucking chum! Man do you want some Pez right about now...

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Post by gingeredCoelacanth Wed Aug 15, 2012 12:20 am

>Scarlett: Go Swimming
Man! that is a fucking sweet as hell idea! You immediately go and grab your net modus. It's a very handy tool given to you for your 16th birthday a month before. You love the damn thing. It keeps things nice and dry when you go swimming (however the hell that worked) and was pretty fucking spacious. Only problem was the fact that it dropped anything smaller than 5 inches right back out. So no shell picking, which was possible with your bucket modus, but it was so fucking annoying cuz it got every fucking thing wet.
Anyways, you captchalogue your cargo pants into your net modus and pull out your flippers and goggles. Said goggles were also a fucking convenient computer. totes sweet, pestering from the deep blue~
You go outside and put on your equipment and go straight in. Man, the fucking ocean<3

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Post by gingeredCoelacanth Sat Aug 18, 2012 2:12 am

>Scarlett: Become one with the waves.
Man, no need to fucking tell you! You've been one with the waves since your sister pushed you into the ocean by fucking "accident". Although you see it as fucking destiny that pushed in. You dive in deeper, holding your breath being as easy as breathing to you. Your record is fucking 6 minutes... Although, it isn't healthy at all, you don't fucking know that, all you know is that you RULE!
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Post by gingeredCoelacanth Sun Aug 26, 2012 2:45 am

>Scarlett: Notice the abundance (or lack of) sea life.
Fuck yeah man! The sea-life here is fuckng abundant and thriving! Hey there school of fish! Looking mighty fresh today! Hey there Mr.Shark looking mighty tasty! If you had your Harpoon in your strife specibus you would totally be having shark over a fucking fire. But oh well, Mr. Shark is allowed to live for now and not be a fucking delish lunch.

>Scarlett: go for 7 minutes
Fuck yeah! That sounds sooo rad! You can totes fucking beat your record! I mean c'mon, limits are for pussies right? And besides, you've already been down for five minutes, what's another two? So you go deeper and follow a few fish, when whoa... why is everything going so... daaaarrrr.....

>Scarlett: Find a magical Jamaican singing crab and catch it than eat it.
Whoa... everything suddenly got trippy and way brighter. The water turned orange and you spot a little reggae crab singing his little fucking shell out. Man does he look tasty. You chase him for a bit and finally catch him. Right when you are about to bite into him...

>Scarlett: Gain consciousness
You pop open your eyes and cough out a fucking lungful of sea water. Man, it happened again. Every time you nearly drown, you're pushed back to shore fucking safe and sound. You stand and look out towards the water. Thanks Mother Ocean you shout loudly despite your scratchy throat. You keep your goggles on and shorts and flippers off as you walk back to your room.
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Post by gingeredCoelacanth Fri Sep 07, 2012 4:41 pm

>Scarlett: Take care of that raspy throat
shyeah, you should totes do that. You walk into your room and go to the fully stocked mini fridge in the corner. You open the the door and what do you fucking find? Mountain fucking Dew of course! The high caffeine and sugar content in this fucking beverage gets you hyped and fucking ready for all things crazy. You captchalogue a few dozen onto one card, never know when you need some fucking awesome delicious shit. You grab one bottle and pour it into your fave novelty coffee cup. Look at that fucking silly porcupine in beach shorts on this fucking amazing cup, hell yeah~


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Post by gingeredCoelacanth Fri Sep 07, 2012 5:40 pm

>Scarlet: get your drink-on inter-fucking-rupted
FUCK! someFUCKER is pestering you right before you FUCKING attach your lips to the sweet cup of FUCKING love!... But then you aren't angry anymore, you like to talk with strangers~
You click the button on the side of your goggles and get to chatting~

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Post by gingeredCoelacanth Mon Sep 17, 2012 11:57 pm

>Scarlet: Drink that fucking mixture of caffeine and love
You attach your lips to the fucking nectar of sweet delicious and you down the fizzy concoction in one gulp, buzzing as the fucking magic coursed through your veins. FUCK YEAH~

>Scarlet: get pestered by US
Oh look! Minnie is pestering you! You love that weird chick, always fun to tease~~

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>Scarlet: What the FUCKS a MI!?
Yeah, what is the Mi in Milady? You think about it for half a second before you turn a bit and spot your harpoon. What a fucking beauty that thing is... man it catches the best sharks~ and it's fucking shiny for some reason! Which is totes fucking cool! Orange glitter is fucking awesome!

>Scarlet: Pick up HARPOON
You pick up your sweet HARPOON and put it in your fucking strife specibus, maybe you can get shark for dinner later! Yeah~ A fucking shark all basted and broiled, filetted... *drools*
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Post by gingeredCoelacanth Wed Oct 03, 2012 8:40 pm

>Scarlet: Be pestered by two at one time
well lookie the fuck here! two people pes-pes-pesterin you at the same time! fun! fun fer all! So you sit and fucking answer them at the same time. multitasking fuck yeah!!

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>Scarlet: Flip your shit
You continue to flip your shit, you pull your goggles off and throw them across your room, luckily still in one piece and start flipping tables, chairs and anything that can be flipped and ruined. You finally pick up your goggles again, put them on and run screaming a resounding "FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCCCCCCCCCCCCK" as you go for another swim
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Post by gingeredCoelacanth Wed Oct 03, 2012 9:44 pm

>Scarlet: Be pestered by US
FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCKKKKKKKKKKKKKKK! WHO DARES BOTHER YOU WHILE YOU ARE SWI.... oh, it's Minnie!

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Whew. That chick always made you feel better and now with the water running over your body, you are feeling fucking copacetic. Your shit no longer needs to be flipped and you are feeling chill as fuck. Yeah~
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Post by gingeredCoelacanth Fri Dec 21, 2012 12:47 pm

>Scarlet: Find the damn game!!

After no longer feeling like you need to break things, you swim back to shore and soggily go back to your room. After drying off with your fucking awesome fish towel, you start looking around your destroyed room in search of the game. After some time, you fucking find it! It's cover is dogeared and looks like something spilled on it... whelp, who the fuck cares!? y'all got this shit locked! Who said she couldn't do stuff without getting dis- OH! LOOKIT!!

>Scarlet: Get fucking distracted

IT's MISTER SINGING BASS! You love that stupid little fucking wall adornment. It usually serenades you with an Elvis Presley song which you don't remember the fucking title too... Something about balls...
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Post by skylarkNoise Fri Dec 21, 2012 1:16 pm

>Scarlet: Get fucking un-distracted
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Post by gingeredCoelacanth Fri Dec 21, 2012 1:39 pm

>Scarlet: Get pestered by DI

As you reach to push the button on your singing bass, you're pestered by DI. huh... It's been a while...

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Scarlet: Load game

Alright, you're gonna do this shit! You will not get distracted and stick this disc into your mac and load this fucker up! You grab your laptop, stick the disc in and pull off your goggles to connect it to your computer so that it gets the same program. The load bar goes by at a good rate. Man you love expensive as shit internet. So now focus Scarlet, you've got this shit! Nothing will distract you! NOTHING!!

Scarlet: Oh! look, sand<3

You look down and find some sand sticking to your leg. You just love the grainy feel of it and start picking at it... While the game is done loading, but fuck it! Look more sand!
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Post by gingeredCoelacanth Tue Jan 15, 2013 1:42 am

Scarlet: STOP PICKING AT THE SAND!!

Man, you so fucking would love to pay attention, but... the grains are so nice under your fingers, its ammmaaaaaazziiiiiinnngg~<3
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Post by gingeredCoelacanth Sun Feb 17, 2013 7:48 pm

>Scarlett: Be pestered

Oh Shit! lookit that! SN is calling your attention~ what a cool lil fucker he is heheh~

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Scarlet: Press enter~

The enter is pressed, You have done it Hurrah!
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