gingeredCoelacanth
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gingeredCoelacanth
There is a girl standing in the middle of a sandy and spacious room. She looks as if she is deep in thought, but truly she is drawing a huge and totally chill blank
>enter name
This redheads name is SCARLET BRADFURD and you are a complete space case with a head full of seawater and sand. You go deep sea diving and surfing, which is the only time that you pretty much know what you're absolutely doing. The rest of the time, you mostly go with the flow and figure that things will follow a certain path. Fuck planning and agendas. They're for pussies anyways. You are usually very distracted when speaking and are a bit of a hassle to talk seriously to. You tend to tease a bit and try to grab all the goats... if you are able to concentrate long enough.
>Examine room
Your room is a fucking sweet pad with a huge glass wall with sliding door that leads to the ocean. Aw yeah~~ the ocean, so deep, so majestic, so... Fuck, what were you doing? Oh yeah! Your room! Well as you look around some more, you see that you still have your surfboards propped up against the wall and surfboard wax littered all over the floor along with clothes, sandals, and shells. You have funny and fucking cheesy coffee mugs all over and your prized three eyed squirrel on a shelf above your totally comfy hammock-bed. Man, do you love your fucking adorable mutant squirrel. Anyways, your Mac is in the middle of your floor, on and ready to go for some totes virtual web surfing or whatever
What should you do?
>enter name
This redheads name is SCARLET BRADFURD and you are a complete space case with a head full of seawater and sand. You go deep sea diving and surfing, which is the only time that you pretty much know what you're absolutely doing. The rest of the time, you mostly go with the flow and figure that things will follow a certain path. Fuck planning and agendas. They're for pussies anyways. You are usually very distracted when speaking and are a bit of a hassle to talk seriously to. You tend to tease a bit and try to grab all the goats... if you are able to concentrate long enough.
>Examine room
Your room is a fucking sweet pad with a huge glass wall with sliding door that leads to the ocean. Aw yeah~~ the ocean, so deep, so majestic, so... Fuck, what were you doing? Oh yeah! Your room! Well as you look around some more, you see that you still have your surfboards propped up against the wall and surfboard wax littered all over the floor along with clothes, sandals, and shells. You have funny and fucking cheesy coffee mugs all over and your prized three eyed squirrel on a shelf above your totally comfy hammock-bed. Man, do you love your fucking adorable mutant squirrel. Anyways, your Mac is in the middle of your floor, on and ready to go for some totes virtual web surfing or whatever
What should you do?
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>Scarlet: Carve up some gnarly virtual web pounders.
Hey, that sounds like a totes amazing idea! But... bro, how do you go about doing that? Oh well, better open your browser and just check out for any updates on who the fuck cares. Hehe... hint, you do~
>Scarlet: Be stoked for the GOTY
Dude! man, while browsing, you see the ad for the GOTY, it's so fucking awesome! is what you would say if you knew any fucking idea what it was, but yeah wooohooo! totes awesome!
>Scarlet: Look out at the ocean one final time with 'My Heart Will Go On' in your head.
You look out your huge glass wall/window and gaze out to the marvelous and vast ocean, that song from that one movie about ice or something playing in your mind. Man, that is fucking gorgeous... Wait, weren't you doing something?
>Scarlet: Pester some chums.
Hey, that sounds like a fucking sweet idea! lets see... who to pester...
>Scarlet: Pester SN
Hey, that sounds like a totes amazing idea! But... bro, how do you go about doing that? Oh well, better open your browser and just check out for any updates on who the fuck cares. Hehe... hint, you do~
>Scarlet: Be stoked for the GOTY
Dude! man, while browsing, you see the ad for the GOTY, it's so fucking awesome! is what you would say if you knew any fucking idea what it was, but yeah wooohooo! totes awesome!
>Scarlet: Look out at the ocean one final time with 'My Heart Will Go On' in your head.
You look out your huge glass wall/window and gaze out to the marvelous and vast ocean, that song from that one movie about ice or something playing in your mind. Man, that is fucking gorgeous... Wait, weren't you doing something?
>Scarlet: Pester some chums.
Hey, that sounds like a fucking sweet idea! lets see... who to pester...
>Scarlet: Pester SN
- show pesterlog:
- -- gingeredCoelacanth [GC] began pestering skylarkNoise [SN] at 20:51 --
[08:51] GC: heeeey~~
[08:51] GC: wassup mah man?~~
[08:51] SN: what up little ms random?
[08:51] GC: hehehe~~~
[08:52] GC: no+ much~~
[08:52] GC: and yoooooouuuu~~
[08:52] SN: just woke up from a little nap
[08:52] SN: pretty interesting too
[08:53] GC: huh? how?~~
[08:53] GC: sleepin is sooo borin!~~
[08:53] SN: yeah, well, i kinda had a lucid dream this time around
[08:53] SN: and a lot of people were there
[08:54] GC: lucid?~~
[08:54] SN: and i kinda feel it was some people from the group
[08:54] GC: like wolves?~~
[08:54] SN: more like that i know i was dreaming while i dreamt
[08:54] GC: heh, what we turned into wolves~~
[08:54] GC: hehehe...~~
[08:54] GC: but yeah, that sounds trippy man~~
[08:55] SN: you get the gae yet?
[08:55] SN: *game
[08:55] GC: huh?~~
[08:55] GC: what game?~~
[08:56] SN: SBURB. did PC send you a key? maybe US talked to you about it.
[08:56] GC: dude, i dun 'member any of that fuckin shit...~~
[08:56] GC: maybe i was surfin?~~
[08:57] GC: i should pes-pes-pester him~~
[08:57] SN: you do that. i might have something to do myself.
[08:57] GC: hmm... now i want some pez... but yeah bro~~
[08:57] GC: go and do that shit~~
[08:57] SN: talk to ya later, spacecase.
[08:57] GC: hehheh kk~~~
-- skylarkNoise [SN] ceased pestering gingeredCoelacanth [GC] at 20:57 --
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>Scarlett: Pester US.
That sounds a fucking totes awesome idea but... wait, huh?
>Scarlett: Wax your boards.
Is that an unwaxed board you see? totes fucking uncool. This baby needs a good rubbin down. dun worry, mamacita is here with a fucking sweet wax~ *squeaksqueak*
>Scarlet: Check to see if you have a staircase.
Whoa whoa whoa! whats this!? STAIRCASES! no fucking way man! Those things give you the skeevies and that fucking shit dun swallow right... That's why you prefer being below sea-level.
>Scarlett: Pester US.
Oh... weren't you told to do something? oh! right, gotta pes-pes-pester a chummy fucking chum! Man do you want some Pez right about now...
That sounds a fucking totes awesome idea but... wait, huh?
>Scarlett: Wax your boards.
Is that an unwaxed board you see? totes fucking uncool. This baby needs a good rubbin down. dun worry, mamacita is here with a fucking sweet wax~ *squeaksqueak*
>Scarlet: Check to see if you have a staircase.
Whoa whoa whoa! whats this!? STAIRCASES! no fucking way man! Those things give you the skeevies and that fucking shit dun swallow right... That's why you prefer being below sea-level.
>Scarlett: Pester US.
Oh... weren't you told to do something? oh! right, gotta pes-pes-pester a chummy fucking chum! Man do you want some Pez right about now...
- show pesterlog:
- -- gingeredCoelacanth [GC] began pestering unhingedSurgeon [US] at 21:19 --
[09:19] GC: Miiiiiiiniiiiiiiiiieeeeeeeeee~~
[09:19] GC: Mooooooouuuuuuussssseeeee!!~~
[09:20] GC: heheh~~
[09:20] US: Oh hello mademoiselle Gc!
[09:20] US: How are you on this fair day?
[09:20] GC: heh, i'm fucking awesome!~~
[09:20] GC: as always~~~
[09:20] GC: hey, you got a pez?~~
[09:21] US: Oh GC, you always now how it bothers me so to use such uncouthe language...
[09:21] US: Pardon?
[09:21] US: A "pez"?
[09:21] GC: yeah, it's a candy...~~
[09:21] GC: that comes outta a mouth~~
[09:21] GC: but hey, never mind~~
[09:21] US: Oh a sweet!
[09:22] US: Oh, my sincerest pardons
[09:22] GC: nah, its ok mousey~~
[09:22] US: It seems I am always behind on these trends of popular culture
[09:22] GC: heheh~~
[09:22] GC: well, it's pretty old~~
[09:22] GC: but oh! i just remembered~~
[09:22] US: Yes/
[09:22] GC: SN told me~~
[09:23] GC: to ask ya~~
[09:23] GC: about some fucking code er whatevs~~
[09:23] US: Codes?
[09:23] GC: yeah, for that game~~
[09:23] GC: wassit called?~~
[09:23] US: Oh my, it seems that he is on the same track of thought as PC again
[09:23] US: They are always one in the same those two...
[09:24] US: I don't frankly remember the title of the simulation game
[09:24] US: OH!!!
[09:24] US: That reminds me as well
[09:24] GC: ??~~
[09:24] US: Have you played the newest Sims?!
[09:24] GC: dude, i've played the latest swims~~
[09:24] GC: as in, i haven't~~
[09:25] GC: still like playin god huh?~~
[09:25] GC: heheh... dog~~
[09:25] US: I don't like to view it that way
[09:26] US: I see it more as assissting an otherwise unintelligeable individual organising their daily life and filling their every action with some sort of purpose.
[09:26] GC: heheh~~
[09:26] GC: you just won't admit to playing dog~~
[09:26] GC: heheheh~~
[09:26] US: I am not a canine though...
[09:26] GC: yeah, totes yer a mouse!~~
[09:27] GC: squeak~~
[09:27] US: T___T Oh GC, it is truly a blessing that I have become accustomed to your vivacious manner of carrying yourself
[09:28] GC: man if i knew what that meant...~~
[09:28] GC: i'd know what you mean!~~
[09:28] GC: anyways~~
[09:28] GC: no code?~~
[09:28] US: Not as of now, no
[09:28] US: But I think I shall recieve it soon
[09:28] GC: fuuuuuuucccckkkk~~
[09:28] GC: fiine~~
[09:29] US: Again with the language GC!
[09:29] US: Please, carry yourself as the lady you are!
[09:29] GC: duuuude!~~
[09:29] GC: fuck~~
[09:29] GC: fuckity fuck~~
[09:30] GC: fucker~~
[09:30] GC: fuuuuucccck!~~
[09:30] US: GC, I will not stand for such lewd language in this call
[09:30] US: Especially not when it refers to... well...
[09:30] US: You know...
[09:30] GC: =u=~~
[09:30] GC: what Minnie?~~
[09:30] GC: say iiiitttt~~~
[09:31] US: Erm, well, of course you know
[09:31] US: Copulation.
[09:32] US: Oh my, how lascivious ///_///
[09:33] GC: huh?~~
[09:33] GC: what were we talkin about?~~
[09:33] GC: the ocean, she calls mousey~~
[09:33] GC: but yeah~~
[09:33] GC: well, no code then?~~
[09:34] US: This about the third time you pose the same question
[09:34] GC: heheheh~~
[09:34] US: No, I do not have any codes yet
[09:34] GC: well, i need to go now~~
[09:34] US: Fair enough.
[09:34] GC: heheheh~~
[09:34] GC: need to find some Pez~~
[09:34] US: Until our next encounter my lovely GC!!! ^_^
[09:34] GC: heheh~~
[09:34] GC: bye minnie~~~
[09:35] US: Goodbye
-- unhingedSurgeon [US] ceased pestering gingeredCoelacanth [GC] at 21:35 --
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>Scarlett: Go Swimming
Man! that is a fucking sweet as hell idea! You immediately go and grab your net modus. It's a very handy tool given to you for your 16th birthday a month before. You love the damn thing. It keeps things nice and dry when you go swimming (however the hell that worked) and was pretty fucking spacious. Only problem was the fact that it dropped anything smaller than 5 inches right back out. So no shell picking, which was possible with your bucket modus, but it was so fucking annoying cuz it got every fucking thing wet.
Anyways, you captchalogue your cargo pants into your net modus and pull out your flippers and goggles. Said goggles were also a fucking convenient computer. totes sweet, pestering from the deep blue~
You go outside and put on your equipment and go straight in. Man, the fucking ocean<3
Man! that is a fucking sweet as hell idea! You immediately go and grab your net modus. It's a very handy tool given to you for your 16th birthday a month before. You love the damn thing. It keeps things nice and dry when you go swimming (however the hell that worked) and was pretty fucking spacious. Only problem was the fact that it dropped anything smaller than 5 inches right back out. So no shell picking, which was possible with your bucket modus, but it was so fucking annoying cuz it got every fucking thing wet.
Anyways, you captchalogue your cargo pants into your net modus and pull out your flippers and goggles. Said goggles were also a fucking convenient computer. totes sweet, pestering from the deep blue~
You go outside and put on your equipment and go straight in. Man, the fucking ocean<3
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>Scarlett: Become one with the waves.
Man, no need to fucking tell you! You've been one with the waves since your sister pushed you into the ocean by fucking "accident". Although you see it as fucking destiny that pushed in. You dive in deeper, holding your breath being as easy as breathing to you. Your record is fucking 6 minutes... Although, it isn't healthy at all, you don't fucking know that, all you know is that you RULE!
Man, no need to fucking tell you! You've been one with the waves since your sister pushed you into the ocean by fucking "accident". Although you see it as fucking destiny that pushed in. You dive in deeper, holding your breath being as easy as breathing to you. Your record is fucking 6 minutes... Although, it isn't healthy at all, you don't fucking know that, all you know is that you RULE!
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>Scarlett: Notice the abundance (or lack of) sea life.
Fuck yeah man! The sea-life here is fuckng abundant and thriving! Hey there school of fish! Looking mighty fresh today! Hey there Mr.Shark looking mighty tasty! If you had your Harpoon in your strife specibus you would totally be having shark over a fucking fire. But oh well, Mr. Shark is allowed to live for now and not be a fucking delish lunch.
>Scarlett: go for 7 minutes
Fuck yeah! That sounds sooo rad! You can totes fucking beat your record! I mean c'mon, limits are for pussies right? And besides, you've already been down for five minutes, what's another two? So you go deeper and follow a few fish, when whoa... why is everything going so... daaaarrrr.....
>Scarlett: Find a magical Jamaican singing crab and catch it than eat it.
Whoa... everything suddenly got trippy and way brighter. The water turned orange and you spot a little reggae crab singing his little fucking shell out. Man does he look tasty. You chase him for a bit and finally catch him. Right when you are about to bite into him...
>Scarlett: Gain consciousness
You pop open your eyes and cough out a fucking lungful of sea water. Man, it happened again. Every time you nearly drown, you're pushed back to shore fucking safe and sound. You stand and look out towards the water. Thanks Mother Ocean you shout loudly despite your scratchy throat. You keep your goggles on and shorts and flippers off as you walk back to your room.
Fuck yeah man! The sea-life here is fuckng abundant and thriving! Hey there school of fish! Looking mighty fresh today! Hey there Mr.Shark looking mighty tasty! If you had your Harpoon in your strife specibus you would totally be having shark over a fucking fire. But oh well, Mr. Shark is allowed to live for now and not be a fucking delish lunch.
>Scarlett: go for 7 minutes
Fuck yeah! That sounds sooo rad! You can totes fucking beat your record! I mean c'mon, limits are for pussies right? And besides, you've already been down for five minutes, what's another two? So you go deeper and follow a few fish, when whoa... why is everything going so... daaaarrrr.....
>Scarlett: Find a magical Jamaican singing crab and catch it than eat it.
Whoa... everything suddenly got trippy and way brighter. The water turned orange and you spot a little reggae crab singing his little fucking shell out. Man does he look tasty. You chase him for a bit and finally catch him. Right when you are about to bite into him...
>Scarlett: Gain consciousness
You pop open your eyes and cough out a fucking lungful of sea water. Man, it happened again. Every time you nearly drown, you're pushed back to shore fucking safe and sound. You stand and look out towards the water. Thanks Mother Ocean you shout loudly despite your scratchy throat. You keep your goggles on and shorts and flippers off as you walk back to your room.
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>Scarlett: Take care of that raspy throat
shyeah, you should totes do that. You walk into your room and go to the fully stocked mini fridge in the corner. You open the the door and what do you fucking find? Mountain fucking Dew of course! The high caffeine and sugar content in this fucking beverage gets you hyped and fucking ready for all things crazy. You captchalogue a few dozen onto one card, never know when you need some fucking awesome delicious shit. You grab one bottle and pour it into your fave novelty coffee cup. Look at that fucking silly porcupine in beach shorts on this fucking amazing cup, hell yeah~
shyeah, you should totes do that. You walk into your room and go to the fully stocked mini fridge in the corner. You open the the door and what do you fucking find? Mountain fucking Dew of course! The high caffeine and sugar content in this fucking beverage gets you hyped and fucking ready for all things crazy. You captchalogue a few dozen onto one card, never know when you need some fucking awesome delicious shit. You grab one bottle and pour it into your fave novelty coffee cup. Look at that fucking silly porcupine in beach shorts on this fucking amazing cup, hell yeah~
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>Scarlet: get your drink-on inter-fucking-rupted
FUCK! someFUCKER is pestering you right before you FUCKING attach your lips to the sweet cup of FUCKING love!... But then you aren't angry anymore, you like to talk with strangers~
You click the button on the side of your goggles and get to chatting~
FUCK! someFUCKER is pestering you right before you FUCKING attach your lips to the sweet cup of FUCKING love!... But then you aren't angry anymore, you like to talk with strangers~
You click the button on the side of your goggles and get to chatting~
- show pesterlog:
- -- anxiousBusybody [AB] began pestering gingeredCoelacanth [GC] at 15:12 --
[03:12] AB: vAcAtIOn's OvEr! YOU gOttA gEt IntO thE gAmE
[03:12] GC: uh... dude~~
[03:12] GC: not cool~~
[03:12] GC: in the midst of some fuckin Mountain Dew drinkin~~
[03:13] GC: who is this?~~
[03:13] AB: mOUntAAIn dEw? whAt's thAt?
[03:14] GC: pfft! like~~
[03:14] GC: sugar and caffeine~~
[03:14] GC: and fucking love~~
[03:14] GC: in a bottle~~
[03:14] GC: of fucking love~~
[03:14] GC: duh~~~
[03:15] AB: OOOOOh! It mUst bE grEAt fOr wOrkIng OvErtImE!
[03:15] GC: I guess?~~
[03:15] GC: uhm... over what time?~~
[03:16] GC: heheh~ yer funny~~
[03:16] AB: whEn I wOrk pAst thE clOck!
[03:16] AB: bUt I wOrk At thE tImE! ALWAYS ON THE CLOCK!
[03:17] GC: Why would you work?~~
[03:17] GC: and on time to?~~
[03:17] GC: seems sorta~~
[03:17] GC: i dunno~~
[03:17] GC: booooorrrriiinnn~~
[03:17] AB: wOrk's ImpOrtAnt!
[03:17] AB: YOU'rE bOrIng!
[03:17] GC: heheh~~
[03:17] GC: I like you~~
[03:17] AB: nO wAIt I tAkE thAt bAck
[03:18] GC: yer weird~~
[03:18] AB:
[03:18] AB: bUt I cAn't gEt dIstrActEd!
[03:18] AB: gEt In thE gAmE!
[03:18] AB: It's ImpOrtAnt!
[03:18] GC: but... I need a code or whatever~~
[03:18] AB: YOU dOn't hAvE A cOdE?
[03:18] AB: YOU nEEd A cOdE?
[03:19] GC: heheh yeah~~~
[03:19] AB: whO's gOnnA gIvE YOU thE cOdE?
[03:19] GC: uhm, Minnie duh~~
[03:19] AB: mInnIE AgAIn!
[03:19] GC: boots are there?~~
[03:19] AB: I'm gOnnA gIvE hEr A pIEcE Of mY mInd!
[03:19] GC: heheh~~
[03:19] AB: AftEr I plAY wIth hEr!
[03:19] GC: dont do that~~
[03:20] GC: dont you need all of yer mind?~~
[03:20] AB: AftEr thE rEdshIrt gEts hEr In!
[03:20] AB: I'vE gOt plEntY tO spArE!
[03:20] GC: ok ok~~
[03:20] GC: chillax broham~~
[03:21] AB: :?
[03:21] AB: I'vE gOt EvErYthIng UndEr cOntrOl!
[03:21] GC: heheh~~
[03:21] GC: sure~~
[03:21] GC: whatever you say man~~
[03:22] AB: Oh, gOttA rUn! I hAvE tO tAlk tO sOmEOnE ElsE!
[03:22] AB: tAlk tO YA lAtEr!
-- anxiousBusybody [AB] ceased pestering gingeredCoelacanth [GC] at 15:22 --
[03:22] GC: heheh who was that?~~
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>Scarlet: Drink that fucking mixture of caffeine and love
You attach your lips to the fucking nectar of sweet delicious and you down the fizzy concoction in one gulp, buzzing as the fucking magic coursed through your veins. FUCK YEAH~
>Scarlet: get pestered by US
Oh look! Minnie is pestering you! You love that weird chick, always fun to tease~~
>Scarlet: What the FUCKS a MI!?
Yeah, what is the Mi in Milady? You think about it for half a second before you turn a bit and spot your harpoon. What a fucking beauty that thing is... man it catches the best sharks~ and it's fucking shiny for some reason! Which is totes fucking cool! Orange glitter is fucking awesome!
>Scarlet: Pick up HARPOON
You pick up your sweet HARPOON and put it in your fucking strife specibus, maybe you can get shark for dinner later! Yeah~ A fucking shark all basted and broiled, filetted... *drools*
You attach your lips to the fucking nectar of sweet delicious and you down the fizzy concoction in one gulp, buzzing as the fucking magic coursed through your veins. FUCK YEAH~
>Scarlet: get pestered by US
Oh look! Minnie is pestering you! You love that weird chick, always fun to tease~~
- show pesterlog:
- -- unhingedSurgeon [US] began pestering gingeredCoelacanth [GC] at 23:20 --
US: Scarlett?
US: Scarlett are you here dearie?
GC: hhhhhhhmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm~~
US: Oh my, what a collection of continuous letters.
US: Bu tnever you mind that.
GC: heheh~~~
GC: wassup Minnie?~~
US: Scarlett dearie I am in quite a rush for time at this precise moment.
GC: dearie pfft!~~
GC: oh yeah, but ok, rush away?~~
US: So I will attempt to the best of my efforts to remain brief and ignore for the most parts your ramblings.
GC: ramblings sounds like rambo dunnit?~~
US: It is to my understanding that you require the codifics for the game, correct?
GC: whu?~~
US: (completely ignoring that last snippet)
GC: codifics?~~
US: You need the serial collection of numbers and letters required to run the game. Am I correct in assuming as much?
GC: uuuhh...~~
GC: oh!~~
GC: yeah~~
GC: fer um sberb thingy right?~~
GC: sbirb?~~
US: Close enough.
GC: sbird?~~
GC: heheh tweet~~
GC: oh! Minnie! does the game have to do about birds?~~
GC: cuz i hate those things :/~~
US: To my understanding, no.
US: It will only contain avians if we so design it that way.
GC: alright, cool~~
US: It is a bit complex I must admit.
GC: that is absolutely chill with me~~
GC: soooo fuckin chill~~
US: Now hush and take this: 82AD9482EC3AE66783B87D748F947
GC: that~~
GC: that~~
GC: is~~
US: Oh Scarlett you and your profanity...
GC: a looooooooooooooooooooooooootta~~
GC: FUCKIN~~
GC: numbers~~
GC: and ~~
GC: fuckin~~
US: Scarlett. T_T
GC: LETTERS~~
US: What have we agreed on when it comes to misuse of the English language?
GC: OuO~~
GC: to do it?~~
GC: all the fuckin time?~~
US: ~sigh~
GC: heheh~~~
GC: Minnieyer so cute!~~
US: If only I had the time and the resources to school a young lady as yourself.
GC: skool sucks!!~~
US: I am sure that you have the capabilities of being a fine young lady.
GC: fuck that!~~
US: I can see it in your humours.
GC: ill be a fish~~
GC: a fuckin awesome fish!~~
GC: like a whale!~~
US: SCARLETT!
US: Please!
GC: heheh~~~
US: ~sigh~
US: I don't have much time to sit around an converse as I normally would in my drawing room.
US: So I will swiftly take my leave and bid you a good day.
GC: what do u do there anyways?~~
GC: draw?~~
US: It is for entertaining guests dearie.
US: One of the vital jobs of a lady.
GC: by drawing?~~
US: Sometimes I suppose?
GC: fuck that just go swim~~
US: But I cannoot daudle on such minute details or the fact that you keep cursing like a Scott sailsman!
US: So I leave you with this fair bit of warning Scarlett:
US: Do not take this game lightly.
GC: its dawdle...~~
US: O_O
GC: and ok sure milady~~
GC: (heheh milady...)~~
US: I just got corrected in my grammar by Scarlett...
GC: whats a mi anyway?~~
US: Now I have truly seen it all.
US: I bid you a good day Scarlett and prominence in all your efforts.
-- unhingedSurgeon [US] ceased pestering gingeredCoelacanth [GC] at 23:32 --
-- gingeredCoelacanth [GC] began pestering unhingedSurgeon [US] at 23:32 --
GC: seriously! whats a MI!!~~
GC: *shrugs*~~
>Scarlet: What the FUCKS a MI!?
Yeah, what is the Mi in Milady? You think about it for half a second before you turn a bit and spot your harpoon. What a fucking beauty that thing is... man it catches the best sharks~ and it's fucking shiny for some reason! Which is totes fucking cool! Orange glitter is fucking awesome!
>Scarlet: Pick up HARPOON
You pick up your sweet HARPOON and put it in your fucking strife specibus, maybe you can get shark for dinner later! Yeah~ A fucking shark all basted and broiled, filetted... *drools*
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>Scarlet: Be pestered by two at one time
well lookie the fuck here! two people pes-pes-pesterin you at the same time! fun! fun fer all! So you sit and fucking answer them at the same time. multitasking fuck yeah!!
(at about the same time)
>Scarlet: Flip your shit
You continue to flip your shit, you pull your goggles off and throw them across your room, luckily still in one piece and start flipping tables, chairs and anything that can be flipped and ruined. You finally pick up your goggles again, put them on and run screaming a resounding "FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCCCCCCCCCCCCK" as you go for another swim
well lookie the fuck here! two people pes-pes-pesterin you at the same time! fun! fun fer all! So you sit and fucking answer them at the same time. multitasking fuck yeah!!
- show pesterlog:
- [05:54] [05:54] -- afonzarellisNuisance [AN] began pestering gingeredCoelacanth [GC] at 17:54 --
[05:54] AN: oH HeLLo HuMaN CHiLD
[05:55] GC: heheh~ hi?~~
[05:55] AN: oH yeS, HeLLo HuMaN CHiLD!
[05:55] AN: you aRe THe FouRTH oNe i SPeaK To
[05:55] GC: fourth?~~
[05:56] GC: so yer new or sumtin?~~
[05:56] AN: you aRe THe ViVaCiouS oNe, No?
[05:56] GC: vi whattie?~~
[05:56] AN: THe SCaRLeTT CHiLD No?
[05:56] GC: u say funny words like Minnie~~~
[05:56] GC: oh! yeah, thas ma name~~~
[05:56] GC: how d'ya know that?~~
[05:57] AN: oH HoW iNTeReSTiNG To FiNaLLy Be TaLKiNG To you! .vv.
[05:57] AN: THe MoRe aDVeNTuRouS SCHoLaRS SeeM To HaVe TaKeN a LiKiNG To you
[05:57] AN: THey Say you WeRe VeRy PReTTy
[05:57] GC: huh?~~
[05:57] GC: well, i guess I am pretty hot~~
[05:57] GC: lolz!~~
[05:57] AN: THiS iS So DeLiCiouS
[05:57] GC: ???~~
[05:57] AN: iS iT TRue HuMaN CHiLD?
[05:57] GC: what?~~
[05:58] AN: iS iT TRue THaT you HaVe THe FaBeLeD HaiR?
[05:58] GC: fabled hair?~~
[05:58] AN: THe ReD HaiR... .w.
[05:58] GC: uhm... yeah~~
[05:58] GC: it's like long~~
[05:59] GC: and like~~
[05:59] GC: real red~~
[05:59] GC: so?~~
[05:59] AN: ooooooooooHHHHH~
[05:59] GC: lol~~
[05:59] AN: THaT SouNDS So DeLiCiouSLy aPPeTiSiNG
[05:59] GC: what ya got the hots fer me?~~
[05:59] GC: wouldnt blame ya~~~
[05:59] AN: oH No No No No
[05:59] AN: iT iS THe HaiR SCaRLeTT CHiLD
[06:00] AN: i WaNT To Do HuMaN-LiKe THiNGS To iT
[06:00] GC: ya wanna eat it?~~
[06:00] GC: i dont think ya can...~~
[06:00] GC: cuz its mine~~
[06:00] AN: eRRR.... yeS!!
[06:00] AN: So THe WRiTiNGS WeRe TRue!
[06:00] GC: who is writing? thats so booooring!~~
[06:00] AN: iS iT TRue THaT you HuMaNS FRaGRaNCe eaCH oTHeR'S HaiR aND PaRTaKe iN SMeLLiNG aND eaTiNG iT?!
[06:01] GC: eew~~
[06:01] GC: no~~
[06:01] GC: thats just weird bro~~
[06:01] AN: i WouLD LiKe To PaRTaKe iN SuCH HuMaN MeRRiMeNT WiTH you SCaRLeTT
[06:01] AN: i WaNT youR HaiR .vv.
[06:01] GC: uuuhh...~~
[06:01] GC: no~~
[06:01] GC: cuz its mine!~~
[06:01] GC: get yer own!!~~
[06:02] AN: BuT SCaRLeTT, i WaNT To Be youR FRieND!
[06:02] GC: NO!~~
[06:02] GC: get yer own hair!~~
[06:02] AN: HoW BeTTeR To GeT CLoSe THaN To TRy eaCH oTHeR'S HaiR?
[06:02] AN: THaT'S...
[06:02] AN: THaT'S.......
[06:02] AN: .nn.
[06:02] AN: i DoN'T HaVe HaiR
[06:03] GC: noooo!~~
[06:03] AN: aND iT'S NoT LiKe i WaNT To WeaR iT
[06:03] AN: HoW DRaB
[06:03] GC: then we cant trade hair then~~
[06:03] GC: too bad~~
[06:03] AN: i JuST WaNT To TaSTe iT aND FeeL iT WiTHiN My HaNDS WHiLe We TaLK aBouT youR FeeLiNGS
[06:03] AN: MayBe i CaN WeaR a WiG .vv.
[06:04] GC: :/~~
[06:04] GC: QAQ i dont like you~~
[06:04] GC: you just totes brought down my happy mojo~~
[06:04] AN: .nn.
[06:04] AN: WHy GoD WHy?!
[06:04] AN: No oNe ReaLLy SeeMS To LiKe Me MuCH
[06:05] AN: i HaD HiGH HoPeS FoR you SCaRLeTT CHiLD
[06:05] GC: but you wanna eat my hair...~~
[06:05] AN: aLL i WaNTeD WaS To HaVe FuN WiTH youR HaiR aND SHaRe FeeLiNGS aND Be BeSTeST oF BeST FRieNDS
[06:05] GC: well... we can be the secong part....~~
[06:05] GC: but you cant touch my hair...~~
[06:05] AN: .w.
[06:06] AN: CaN i aT LeaST LooK aT iT iNTeNTLy aND iMaGiNe HoW DeLiCiouS iT iS?
[06:06] GC: mmnnn~~
[06:06] AN: i WouLD LiKe THaT VeRy MuCH .vv.
[06:06] GC: ok~~
[06:06] GC: but ya cant touch it man~~
[06:06] AN: oH THaNK you THaNK you SCaRLeTT HuMaN!
[06:06] GC: thats like priority numero uno~~
[06:07] AN: i aM PoSiTiVe THaT oNCe you ReaLiSe HoW CLoSe We HaVe BeCoMe aS BeST FRieNDS you WiLL CoMe aRouND To THe iDea! .w.
[06:07] GC: hmmm... maybe~~
[06:07] GC: but ya gotta be cool man~~
[06:07] AN: CooL?
[06:07] AN: CooL.
[06:07] AN: SCaRLeTT HuMaN CHiLD
[06:08] AN: i aM aS CooL aS CaN Be -0vv0-
[06:08] AN: i BeLieVe THaT i aM THe CooLeST oF aLL
[06:08] AN: BuT NoT eVeRyoNe SeeMS To See iT THaT Way
[06:08] GC: well man~~
[06:08] GC: you just seem all not cool before~~
[06:09] GC: TMI man~~
[06:09] GC: like totes too much~~
[06:09] GC: chill your cojones and fucking let things slide~~
[06:09] AN: PLeaSe SCaRLeTT HuMaN, THe BooKS Say THaT LiCKiNG THe FaBLeD BLooD ReD FiBeRS aRe THe CooLeST THiNG ouT THeRe
[06:09] AN: CoJoNeS?
[06:09] GC: balls~~
[06:09] GC: and no that book is WRONG~~
[06:09] AN: aRe THoSe LiKe THe MeaT SuiTS GaBRieL-HuMaN ToLD Me aBouT?
[06:10] GC: swimmin is the coolest thing out there~~
[06:10] AN: WRoNG?
[06:10] AN: iT HaS NoT BeeN WRoNG yeT
[06:10] AN: STRaNGe
[06:10] GC: and maybe?~~
[06:10] AN: oH No No No No No
[06:10] AN: NoNe oF THaT WaTeR
[06:10] AN: i ReaD THaT aBouT you
[06:10] AN: We CaN Be BeST oF BeST FRieNDS, BuT NoNe oF THaT SWiMMiNG DeaL .nn.
[06:11] GC: WHAT!?~~
[06:11] GC: WHAT THE ACTUAL FUCKING FUCK!~~
[06:11] AN: iT iS So LouD aND JuDGeMeNTaL
[06:11] GC: NO FRIEND OF MINE DOESNT DISS MOTHER BLUE!~~
[06:11] AN: BuT THeRe aRe So MaNy PeoPLe THeRe
[06:11] AN: WiTH FRieNDS
[06:11] AN: aND JuDGiNG STaReS
[06:12] AN: SoMeTiMeS i LooK ouT My WiNDoW aND PReTeND i WaS aMoNGST THeM
[06:12] GC: DONT FUCKIN CARE!~~
[06:12] AN: THaT i aM MaKiNG THeiR JoKeS
[06:12] AN: LauGHiNG THeiR LauGHS
[06:12] GC: YOU GOTTA SWIM!~~
[06:12] AN: WeaRiNG THeiR BiKiNiS
[06:12] AN: BuT NeVeR iN THe WaTeR!
[06:12] GC: DON'T CARE! CANT TOUCH MY HAIR IF YOU DONT SWIM!~~
[06:12] AN: iT iS FuLL oF aNiMaLS aND PLaNTS
[06:13] AN: WHy MuST i SWiM iN THeiR LiQuiD SuSPeNSioN aND HaVe THeM TouCH Me aLL oVeR?
[06:13] AN: iT iS So...
[06:13] AN: iMPeRSoNaL .nn.
[06:13] GC: NO!~~
[06:13] AN: BuT youR HaiR SCaRLeTT, iT HaS NoTHiNG To Do WiTH THe WaTeR
[06:13] GC: ITS BEAUTIFUL~~
[06:13] AN: iT iS THe aNTi-WaTeR
[06:13] GC: AND MAJESTIC AND FUCKING AMAZING!~~
[06:13] GC: AND MY HAIR LOVES IT!~~
[06:13] AN: i Do NoT aGRee WiTH youR VieWS HuMaN CHiLD .vv.
[06:14] GC: FUCK YOU!~~
[06:14] AN: i Do NoT BeLieVe THaT iS THe aPPRoPRiaTe HuMaN ReaCTioN
[06:15] GC: DON'T MESSAGE ME UNLESS YOU HAVE TOUCHED THE WATER YOU FUCKER!~~
[06:15] GC: SDGSDHFKHGKLDBH;J~~
[06:15] AN: iF i ReMeMBeR CoRReCTLy, NoW iS THe PoiNT WHeRe We Do oNe oF youR STRaNGe aRM eNTaNGLeMeNTS aND SHaRe FeeLiNGS
[06:15] GC: HUH?~~
[06:15] AN: i WouLD LiKe To aRM eNTaNGLe you SCaRLeTT
[06:15] GC: ENTANGL-WHAT!?~~
[06:15] AN: you aND youR BeauTiFuL HaiR
[06:15] AN: We CaN STeP CLoSeR To eaCH oTHeR
[06:15] GC: NOW YER JUST CONFUZING ME~~
[06:15] GC: I DONT LIKE YOU!!~~
[06:15] AN: aND We CaN SHaRe FeeLiNGS
[06:16] GC: GET THE FUCK OUT!!!~~
[06:16] AN: THaT iS WHaT HuMaNS Do .vv.
[06:16] AN: BuT SCaRLeTT, THe aRM eNTaNGLeMeNTS
[06:16] GC: NO!!!!~~
[06:16] GC: nononononononononononnonono~~
[06:16] AN: i WaNT To eNTaNGLe you WiTH My aRMS aND FeeL youR HaiR
[06:16] GC: NONONNONONONONONONONON~~
[06:17] AN: aND THeN We CaN LeaVe THe oCeaN FaR BeHiND aND SHaRe iNNeRMoST FeeLiNGS
[06:17] AN: aND Be BeSTeST FRieNDS
[06:17] GC: NONONONONONONONONONONNO~~
[06:17] GC: NONONONONNOnononononononNONONONONNO~~
[06:17] AN: BuT SCaRLeTT
[06:18] AN: SCaRLeTT
[06:18] GC: NONONONNOPENOPENOPENOPENIOPENOPE~~
[06:18] AN: HuMaN-CHiLD
[06:18] GC: NONONONONNONONONO~~
[06:18] AN: LeT uS SHaRe HuMaN eMoTioNS ToGeTHeR
[06:18] AN: iNTiMaTeLy
[06:18] GC: NONONONONONONONONONONONONONONO~~
[06:18] AN: LiKe TWo HuMaN FRieNDS
[06:18] GC: FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKK~~
[06:18] AN: So i CaN PRoD you aND youR MiND
[06:18] GC: NNNNNNNNNNNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO~~
[06:18] AN: i WaNT To KNoW aLL oF you SCaRLeTT
[06:18] GC: FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCKKKKKKKKKK~~
[06:18] GC: YYYYYYYYYYYYYYOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU~~
[06:18] AN: eVeRy SiNGLe WoRD aND STRaND oF BLooD ReD MaGiC
[06:19] GC: DFJHGLK;SGFHDGKHLJ'H;GDFJKSGHFD~~
[06:19] AN: iS THiS "FuCK" WoRD you HuMaNS uSe a Way oF aCCePTiNG FRieNDSHiP? .vv.
[06:19] -- gingeredCoelacanth [GC] ceased pestering afonzarellisNuisance [AN] at 18:19 --
(at about the same time)
- show pesterlog:
- [06:01] -- depravedNetworker [DN] began pestering gingeredCoelacanth [GC] at 18:01 --
[06:01] DN: hello
[06:02] GC: oh, yo~~
[06:02] GC: wassup~~
[06:02] DN: Nothing much. Just getting Minnie into the game.
[06:02] DN: What's up with you?
[06:02] GC: some freako wants ta make my hair smell nice and eat it!!~~
[06:02] GC: QAQ~~
[06:03] DN: That sounds like Demitri.
[06:03] GC: no~~
[06:03] GC: its just freaky~~
[06:03] GC: i dont like it!~~
[06:03] GC: i need some mountain dew...~~
[06:04] DN: Ah. The Nectar of the gods.
[06:04] DN: Why don't you get some?
[06:04] GC: I will~~
[06:04] GC: its not making me feel betetr!~~
[06:04] GC: FUUUUUUUUCCCCCCCCCCCCKKKKKKKKKK~~
[06:05] DN: God damn.
[06:05] DN: You sound like you have serious problems.
[06:06] GC: kdjfgshdfgvjhdfl;bbj;~~
[06:06] GC: he keeps messaging me!!~~
[06:06] DN: have you told him to piss off?
[06:06] GC: oh... he calmed down now...~~
[06:07] GC: yay! he wont eat my hair!~~
[06:07] DN: Yay!
[06:07] DN: Oh god.
[06:07] GC: all is good in the hood~~
[06:07] DN: I just said "Yay!"
[06:07] DN: Your personality is infectuous.
[06:07] GC: heheh~~~
[06:07] GC: its all good~~
[06:07] DN: It's not funny.
[06:08] DN: Nooo,.
[06:08] DN: You're making me a better person.
[06:08] DN: I don't like it.
[06:08] GC: just keep the yay and enjoy it man~~
[06:08] GC: and be a good person, drink a bottle of that fucking awesome nectar and kick it~~
[06:09] DN: Right... I'm just gonna go drink some Mountain Dew and get Minnie into the game.
[06:10] DN: Later surfer
[06:10] GC: heheh~ ok! oh... fuck, that reminds me I have to find the game...~~
[06:10] GC: wonder where it is...~~
[06:11] DN: no idea
[06:11] GC: HEEHEH if I find it it will be all cool~~
[06:12] DN: Then find ittt. Otherwise you'll get burned.
[06:12] GC: HGSLVJKDFKFBH ~~
[06:13] GC: THIS FUCKER IS TAKING AWAY MY HAPPY MOJO AGAIN!~~
[06:13] DN: Wow. What a jerk.
[06:14] GC: BAAAH!~~
[06:14] GC: WHO DOESNT LIKE THE WATER!?~~
[06:16] GC: qaq~~
[06:16] GC: QAQ~~
[06:16] DN: I don't know. Someone who doesn't live near the beack?
[06:16] DN: beach*
[06:16] GC: O_O~~
[06:16] GC: fuck you~~
[06:16] DN: Why? It's true.
[06:16] DN: They must not live near a beach
[06:17] GC: NO! THEY SAID THEY CAN SEE IT OUT THEIR WINDOW~~
[06:17] GC: THEIR WINDOW!!~~
[06:17] DN: Oh. Then he just sucks.
[06:17] GC: QAQ I FUCKING KNOW RIGHT!?~~
[06:19] GC: FGHJKL;GLFKDJSHAGd'~~
[06:19] GC: ;mghihnjegtnhjngfj~~
[06:19] GC: ffffffffffffuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuucccccccccccccckkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkk!!!~~
[06:19] -- gingeredCoelacanth [GC] ceased pestering depravedNetworker [DN] at 18:19 --
>Scarlet: Flip your shit
You continue to flip your shit, you pull your goggles off and throw them across your room, luckily still in one piece and start flipping tables, chairs and anything that can be flipped and ruined. You finally pick up your goggles again, put them on and run screaming a resounding "FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCCCCCCCCCCCCK" as you go for another swim
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>Scarlet: Be pestered by US
FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCKKKKKKKKKKKKKKK! WHO DARES BOTHER YOU WHILE YOU ARE SWI.... oh, it's Minnie!
Whew. That chick always made you feel better and now with the water running over your body, you are feeling fucking copacetic. Your shit no longer needs to be flipped and you are feeling chill as fuck. Yeah~
FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCKKKKKKKKKKKKKKK! WHO DARES BOTHER YOU WHILE YOU ARE SWI.... oh, it's Minnie!
- show pesterlog:
- -- unhingedSurgeon [US] began pestering gingeredCoelacanth [GC] at 19:15 --
US: Scarlett, darling, are you quite alright?
GC: MMMNNNN~~
GC: sdfghjkl~~
US: Scarlett love, would you like to share your feelings?
GC: ertyhunnfk~~
GC: whew~~
GC: ok~~
GC: whoa~~
GC: so much better~~
US: Oh dearest me, you are not even cursing any more.
GC: sorry~~
US: Scarlett, dearest, please do breathe for a moment
GC: just flipped my fucking totes sweet shit~~
GC: all of it~~
US: I would not want you to get a case of the vapors.
GC: everywhere...~~
GC: and what the fuck are vapors?~~
GC: I'm swimmin~~
GC: no vapors here!~~
GC: but fffffffffffffuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuccccccccccckkkkkkkkkkk~~
US: I will forgo lecturing you on the etiquette of how a lady should speak so that you may fully tell me your thoughts.
US: I am patiently sitting and awaiting your exposition.
GC: fshgdfjkl;';hs fuckfuckfuck~~
GC: sigh~~
US: Please, commence.
GC: well, I was kickin back a choice bottle of Montain dew~~
US: Us ladies must have each other's best interests.
GC: and this shit wad comes up and~~
GC: and~~
GC: and wants to EAT~~
GC: my HAIR~~
GC: then I say no~~
GC: and the motherfucker says yes~~
GC: and I say No~~
GC: and the bitch is all like waah~~
GC: and I'm like we can be friends~~
GC: and they're all like yay~~
GC: and the the fucker says he dont like water~~
GC: who FUCK don't like water!?~~
GC: and the i went no like a zillion times and flipped all my shit!~~
GC: every single shit was flipped~~
GC: from here to hong kong!~~
GC: where ever the fuck that is~~
GC: but now im in the water and~~
GC: my chill is back~~
GC: heheh~~~
GC: yay~~
US: Well, that does certainly sound disconcerting...
US: Do you have any idea as to the individual's identity?
GC: no, but if I do fuckers gonna get a harpoon shot at him~~
GC: see if he can fuck with the water after that~~
GC: heheh~~~
GC: oh!~~
GC: Minnie!!~~
US: That is most uncanny Scarlett
US: Yes Scarlett?
GC: uhm~~
GC: uhm~~
GC: what does the Mi in milady stand for~~
GC: what does it mean min~~
GC: what~~
GC: does~~
GC: it~~
GC: mean~~
US: It is a romanticised form of saying "My"
US: So in reality it is a stylized way of saying "My Lady."
US: It gladdens me to know that you have taken an interest in linguistics.
GC: oh~~
GC: thats boring~~
US: If I may say, very lady-like of you to do Scarlett dear
GC: I thought it was something cool~~
US: ~sigh
GC: fuck it~~~
GC: eheheh~~
GC: ^u^~~
US: It is still a step in the right direction.
GC: yer fun to to talk to Min~~
GC: always flipping my shit in the right direction~~
US: Scarlett, it is terrible that your blatant disregard for proper speech is becoming null and void to me.
US: I am glad to hear that you turn to me as your source for venting!
US: ^u^
US: We ladies must certainly stand together under the divine light of Providence
US: And as such I value your friendship Scarlett!
GC: aaaaw~~
GC: shucks Minnie~~
GC: y'all up and made me happy~~
GC: sister fo lyfe!~~
US: Is that not what you contacted me for Scarlett dear?
US: Indeed! Sisters for life!
GC: heehh~ yer the best~~
GC: all the fucking hugs go to you~~
US: I equally return all the hugs to you Scarlett deary.
US: Now if you can forgive me
US: I must take my leave
US: My hands are a tad occupied at the moment.
GC: alright~~~
US: I just felt it just an necessary to check on one of my newly rancorous friends.
US: As an aside, do change your status.
GC: toodly doodlydoo~ ~~
GC: and ok~~~
-- gingeredCoelacanth [GC] changed their mood to CHUMMY --
US: It is most unbecoming to a newly happy lady ^_^
GC: heheh~~
GC: bye!~~
-- gingeredCoelacanth [GC] ceased pestering unhingedSurgeon [US] at 19:32 --
Whew. That chick always made you feel better and now with the water running over your body, you are feeling fucking copacetic. Your shit no longer needs to be flipped and you are feeling chill as fuck. Yeah~
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>Scarlet: Find the damn game!!
After no longer feeling like you need to break things, you swim back to shore and soggily go back to your room. After drying off with your fucking awesome fish towel, you start looking around your destroyed room in search of the game. After some time, you fucking find it! It's cover is dogeared and looks like something spilled on it... whelp, who the fuck cares!? y'all got this shit locked! Who said she couldn't do stuff without getting dis- OH! LOOKIT!!
>Scarlet: Get fucking distracted
IT's MISTER SINGING BASS! You love that stupid little fucking wall adornment. It usually serenades you with an Elvis Presley song which you don't remember the fucking title too... Something about balls...
After no longer feeling like you need to break things, you swim back to shore and soggily go back to your room. After drying off with your fucking awesome fish towel, you start looking around your destroyed room in search of the game. After some time, you fucking find it! It's cover is dogeared and looks like something spilled on it... whelp, who the fuck cares!? y'all got this shit locked! Who said she couldn't do stuff without getting dis- OH! LOOKIT!!
>Scarlet: Get fucking distracted
IT's MISTER SINGING BASS! You love that stupid little fucking wall adornment. It usually serenades you with an Elvis Presley song which you don't remember the fucking title too... Something about balls...
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>Scarlet: Get pestered by DI
As you reach to push the button on your singing bass, you're pestered by DI. huh... It's been a while...
Scarlet: Load game
Alright, you're gonna do this shit! You will not get distracted and stick this disc into your mac and load this fucker up! You grab your laptop, stick the disc in and pull off your goggles to connect it to your computer so that it gets the same program. The load bar goes by at a good rate. Man you love expensive as shit internet. So now focus Scarlet, you've got this shit! Nothing will distract you! NOTHING!!
Scarlet: Oh! look, sand<3
You look down and find some sand sticking to your leg. You just love the grainy feel of it and start picking at it... While the game is done loading, but fuck it! Look more sand!
As you reach to push the button on your singing bass, you're pestered by DI. huh... It's been a while...
- show pesterlog:
- -- detestableIntellectual [DI] began pestering gingeredCoelacanth [GC] at 11:22 --
[11:22] DI: Excuse me
[11:22] GC: yooooooooooooo~
[11:23] DI: Right. Well, have you heard about this game thing that everyone seems to be talking about?
[11:23] GC: oh! yeah! totes just found it!
[11:23] GC: think I gots some jelly shit on it tho...
[11:23] GC: wait...
[11:24] GC: nah, its syrup
[11:24] GC: just licked it
[11:24] DI: How long was it there?
[11:24] GC: uhm....
[11:24] GC: pssshh I dunno
[11:24] DI: So I can estimate my level of disgust, I need to know
[11:25] GC: oh... uhm
[11:25] GC: like maybe couple weeks?
[11:25] GC: but I swear, you never know when the syrup got on it bro
[11:25] DI: Yep, pretty disgusting
[11:25] DI: Anyway, back on track
[11:26] DI: Um, did you load this game. I just finished intitiating the game and need some server player, or something. You connected to anyone yet?
[11:27] GC: nah brah, but my comps fast, I'll do it like...
[11:27] GC: like as fast as something real fast
[11:27] GC: yeah
[11:27] DI: Right, well as you do that, I will try to complete your metaphor
[11:28] DI: A cheetah? Is that fast enough
[11:28] DI: ?
[11:28] GC: heheh~
[11:28] GC: nah, go fish like
[11:28] GC: like a shark
[11:28] GC: fucking tasty
[11:28] DI: I don't think sharks are notorious for going fast
[11:28] DI: Pospoises are though
[11:29] GC: cute little fuckers
[11:29] DI: *Porpoises
[11:29] DI: They are indeed "fuckers"
[11:29] DI: They are horny little animals
[11:29] DI: I do not recommend every meeting one
[11:29] GC: heheheh!
[11:30] GC: well, ima do this thing, I'll get back to ya kk?
[11:30] DI: Alright then. Enjoy yourself.
-- detestableIntellectual [DI] ceased pestering gingeredCoelacanth [GC] at 11:30 --
Scarlet: Load game
Alright, you're gonna do this shit! You will not get distracted and stick this disc into your mac and load this fucker up! You grab your laptop, stick the disc in and pull off your goggles to connect it to your computer so that it gets the same program. The load bar goes by at a good rate. Man you love expensive as shit internet. So now focus Scarlet, you've got this shit! Nothing will distract you! NOTHING!!
Scarlet: Oh! look, sand<3
You look down and find some sand sticking to your leg. You just love the grainy feel of it and start picking at it... While the game is done loading, but fuck it! Look more sand!
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Re: gingeredCoelacanth
Scarlet: STOP PICKING AT THE SAND!!
Man, you so fucking would love to pay attention, but... the grains are so nice under your fingers, its ammmaaaaaazziiiiiinnngg~<3
Man, you so fucking would love to pay attention, but... the grains are so nice under your fingers, its ammmaaaaaazziiiiiinnngg~<3
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Re: gingeredCoelacanth
>Scarlett: Be pestered
Oh Shit! lookit that! SN is calling your attention~ what a cool lil fucker he is heheh~
Scarlet: Press enter~
The enter is pressed, You have done it Hurrah!
Oh Shit! lookit that! SN is calling your attention~ what a cool lil fucker he is heheh~
- show pesterlog:
- -- skylarkNoise [SN] has started pestering gingeredCoelacanth [GC] –-
SN: Hey, Spacecase! Haven't seen you on in a while!
SN: You've been missing out!
GC: huh!?~
GC: oh! duuuude~
GC: man, nah, its just
GC: sand
GC: like isn't it amazing?~~
SN: sand? no. no it isn't.
GC: dude! it sooooo is!
GC: like its all scratchy
GC: heheh~~
SN: well, why ain't you in the game, girl?!
SN: don't tell me the sand was distracting you
SN: GOOD MEN DIED TODAY!
GC: huh?
GC: OH!
GC: riiiiight~
GC: The game...~~
GC: thats like downloa....
GC: oh
GC: its done
GC: awesome~~
SN: well, ain't that great.
SN: install it. right now
GC: chill man~~
GC: I'm doing it
GC: look
GC: *click*~~
GC: it happened~~
SN: well, since the only thing that i got when i went outside was a dead lizard and a dead fridge, i think i'm gonna stay in this room for a bit.
SN: and i know how much minerva dotes over you, so i'll take it upon mysef to get you into this murderous game
GC: heheh~ yoooooo! Minnie!
GC: can't wait to see mah gurl!~~
SN: alright, let's see...
SN: that should do it. you got a dialog popping up? telling you i'm trying to be your server player?
GC: oh!
GC: yo! thats sick man
GC: yeah
GC: its all there
GC: being all demandin
SN: well, if it's anything like when i started, you just gotta press enter when ready.
SN: you ready?
GC: oh hell yeah fucker!
GC: lets do this fucking thing!~~
Scarlet: Press enter~
The enter is pressed, You have done it Hurrah!
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