ER =====> DN

>Ellwood: Fiddle with the UI

On the screen you see this dude. This lanky dude who looks like he ain't been picking up any CHICKS lately. Well, he's not important. You mess around with the interface until you find yourself looking at a large selection of items. One of these looks like a stairway and you click it. Clicking next to the little man a piece of stair appears and you proceed to build a spiral staircase around him. Haha, this is kind of fun! Master Strauss would enjoy this.

>Ellwood: Drop different stuff

You find this thing called the CRUX-SOMETHINGORANOTHER. There isn't much room for it in DN's place so you zoom out until you can see the outside of the house. There's a backyard and a roof that look mighty nice. You wonder which one to drop it off on...

[X] Backyard
[ ] Roof

You also want to drop this AELKEHMEETIER, you'll figure out where to place it in a bit.

>Raphael: Look at ER's handiwork.

"WHAT THE ACTUAL FUCK!" you're completely surrounded by stairs. You stare at them for a few seconds fuming. You proceed to go to your computer to pester him about it.

>Raphael: Pester ER

Show Pesterlog:

>Raphael: Be the man you always dreamed you could be.

You focus. You know the time has come. You've been waiting for this since you got your first skull as a present. You run to the top of the stairs and you pick up the PUNCH CARD in your hand not putting it in your SYLLADEX because fuck that. You pick it up and start walking down the stairs. You step on your shoelace. A loud "OH SHIT" is heard as you fall in a silly snowball down a hill kinda way. No one warned you about the stairs. No one. After groaning like a bitch for what feels like half an hour you manage to stand upright. You check yourself over and suprisingly none of your bones are broken and you only have minor scrapes. You feel your prized skull laughing at you with its stupid vampire toothed grin. You don't know why. It is after all an inanimate object. Now you just need to figure out how to open the CRUXTRUDER. You type WOODEN SWORD into your SYLLADEX and it comes out. You slam your sword into the Crux cap. it goes flying off but your BLADE takes heavy damage. It snaps in half. Oh shit. You're stuck with 1/2 a wooden BLADE. You're being followed by an orb and there's the thing that looks like CRUXITE. You put your blade back into the SYLLADEX and pick up the CRUXITE. You run to your room and grab your REAL BLADE and you pick up and toss your SKULL (Ceramic thing looks like a vampire skull with a dragon going through the eye). Into the orb thing. You hear chattering as the transformation finishes.

Raphael: Be The Nameless One

You are the Nameless One. The Nameless One is you. With your trusty skull Mort you can do anything. The skulls chattering increases and you realize you have no time for this stupidity. You run to the TOTEM LATHE and place the CRUXITE and PRE-PUNCHED CARD and get a TOTEM. You grab the TOTEM and run to your backyard. You don't slow down and crash into the glass door leading to your backyard. You skull chatters in a way that makes it seem like it's laughing at you.

>Raphael: Quit Being an Idiot and Make the Artefact

You place the TOTEM in the ALCHEMITER and press the button. You draw your sword as a BALL OF YARN appears on the ALCHEMITER. You slash it to pieces and everything goes dark.

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